Dearest Ma,
I just want to let you know that you had a mullet in the early to mid 80s.
It was NOT a “shag”, as you like to tell everybody. And your best friend, Ms. Doris, well she had a jeri curl mullet. Her “activator-ized” long in the back, short in the front monstrosity was also not a “shag”.
Your daughter,
The Comeback Girl
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 80’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I too had a jerricurl mullet.. but i had stacks on one side…
and it was real long in the back.. LMAO!!!
Happy Birthday Ms. 80s Baby!
I kinda think Keri..stole that line from you and put her d@mn name in there but anyways.
Wow…my mama had a curly do in the 80s!
Stop trippin’ Comeback! LOL You KNOW you had some Curls by Jheri back in the day too! LOL
I always joke on my Dad because he had a jheri curl afro in the early 80’s. But it’s all good because I know one day my children will say, “Dad, I know you had a Flat top with a step in it dyed auburn and a diagonal part.” LOL
Here’s what I always wondered about the jheri curl grown folks…. how was the secks with all that activator and grease and slipperiness going on? That ends up doubling the wet spots you have to worry about post-coitus. lol
I remember the curls and the mullet. My mama never let me get either… I was NOT one of the cool kids.
Good morning y’all……
Thanks for the birthday wishes
And no jeri curl or mullet here….. However, I do remember my grandfather had came over back in the day… And his dyed black jeri curl left a Coming to America style mark on our couch… LOL
Good Morning!!!
@ 80s – Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Haaaappppyyy Birthday! (sung to the tune of Stevie Wonder).
Thankfully I missed the whole jheri curl and mullet bus. Do yall remember when girls would cut their hair short on top and have a bang in the back. They never admitted it, but that was really a mullet. Businss in the front, party in the back.
Oh yeah, I saw a picture of my dad with a perm. Can we say hilarious?!?!?!
Good Morning!
Happy birthday 80’s!! Be blessed always!!
I remember my mom and my grandmom had jheri curl mullets. And my grandmom use to have this one chair that had her hair stain right at the top! Jheri curl juice use to stay dripping!
I cannot stand u V. lmao.
I did have the shorter on front and top with long back.. Dumbest hair do ever. I remember when I chopped the back off in high school (Jr. year). My mama had a FIT. I told her I was getting a trim and came and had that tail lopped off.
I remember being on the bus with a girl who had a jheri curl.. U could always tell when she had a fresh on it. It’d leave the bus seats a mess.
I have a confession. I had a mullet too..1998
my hair was short in the front and long in the back but it was the style and i thought it was cute..the growing back was the worst!
@ Nicki – Yup you had a mullet. hahahaha. They were cute though.
Who thought of jheri curls???? Why did they think they were a good idea. In hindsight, they make no sense whatsoever.
LMAO V.. I was rockin it.
Where did we get that style from anyway? Was it Salt n’ Pepa?
I just googled and couldn’t find a history on the jheri. lol
@ V….. Maybe people thought a jheri curl was the next best thing to having good hair…. LOL Somebody wanted my aunt to put a curl in this lil girl’s hair less than a year ago and I was like don’t you do that to that lil girl…..
But you know white people’s perms process is pretty much the same as our jheri curl process
@80s But you know white people’s perms process is pretty much the same as our jheri curl process .
But without the activator? The activator is what made it worse. I saw a family of women/girls at a Reds game this year. It was hot. They had jheri curls. Let’s just say the heat made the “smell” more noticable. I spelled the curl before I spotted it. And I took a pic.
* Replace spelled with smelled.
Not that new name 80s! U ridin out today? lol
Good Morning ya’ll!
I need that picture, V.
I wonder if people did it for convenience.
But without the activator?
@ V.Renee…Pretty much….. But this older 2520 used to come to my aunt’s shop and her hair used to get rolled…. Then we would put the lil juice/activator/chemical (whatever it was) in her hair… and put cotton around her head so the juice wouldn’t get in her eye…Then take the roller’s out… Put some more lil juice in there…. Rinse it and tada she had her a curl/ perm…. LOL
Not that new name 80s! U ridin out today? lol
@Nick… My name is the first line of Birthday sex…. LOL It’s your birthday so I know you want to ride out… Even if we only go to my house!!! LMAO
Good morning Holly!!!
Your name is KILLING ME and now the song is my head!!!!!! LOLOLOL
“@Nick… My name is the first line of Birthday sex…. LOL It’s your birthday so I know you want to ride out… Even if we only go to my house!!! LMAO”
I know. lol. I thought u were announcing something freaky ’bout to go down tonight!!!
I know. lol. I thought u were announcing something freaky ’bout to go down tonight!!!
@Nick… Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…. Ain’t nothing freaky going down around these parts….. LOL
“Ain’t nothing freaky going down around these parts….. ”
Where is V with a dirty joke?
Lol. I needed that laugh.
Happy B’day 80’s Baby. Hi to all in the treehouse.
Where is V with a dirty joke? .
Why I would never tell a dirty joke! ::palin wink::
Hey Shelia!
“Why I would never tell a dirty joke! ::palin wink”
ah ah bull-sh ***disguised as a sneeze***
LMAO@ Nicki!
What I miss yesterday?? Let me go back and skim.
Thanks Shelia….
v. NOTHING… it was pretty dead yesterday.
Where is Comeback?
So this weekend I went to a co-ed bachelor party. They had strippers, and these heffas were OFF DA HOOK! I was shocked/amazed/intrigued.
If that’s how most bachelor parties are, my “fiance’ ” can’t have one. LMAO
“If that’s how most bachelor parties are, my “fiance’ ” can’t have one.”
@V: Wise position. I’ve been to a number of them, and you do NOT want to know what goes down.
“If that’s how most bachelor parties are, my “fiance’ ” can’t have one. LMAO”
After seeing “The Hangover.” I felt the same way.
@V…. A coed bachelor party that’s interesting….
@V: Wise position. I’ve been to a number of them, and you do NOT want to know what goes down .
Wowser is all I can say about it. When we were going in, they were like no cameras. When I got in the house, I saw why cameras were not allowed.
Let’s say that hypothetically I was a stripper. I would not/could not do bachelor parties. They don’t seem safe too me. You have a room full of drunk and horny men watching you prance around butt naked contorting your body in all kinds of position. How do you even feel safe?? At least in the club, you have bouncers.. I couldn’t tell if the chicks were there with any security guys, but I didn’t get the sense that they were.
80s got me mad I missed b’day sex this year.
Ok, anyways…neither of my parents ever had a jheri curl. My mama’s hair is too fine to hold one…it would just fall…she’s got hair like the other…when she washes it it curls naturally but she will NOT let it stay that way.
No dirty jokes today…! Please! I cannot take it.
Let’s say that hypothetically I was a stripper. I would not/could not do bachelor parties. They don’t seem safe too me. You have a room full of drunk and horny men watching you prance around butt naked contorting your body in all kinds of position. How do you even feel safe?? At least in the club, you have bouncers.. I couldn’t tell if the chicks were there with any security guys, but I didn’t get the sense that they were.
@V.Renee….
Player’s Club ring a bell?????
But I feel you…
“They don’t seem safe too me. ”
@V: They are suppose to show up with security, if they don’t they are in a bad situation that could potentially get worse. My guess is if they didn’t have security, they were packing themselves and probably had a razor or two in their mouth. lol
Players Club??? Exactly!
habirday 80’s!
Hair fads are funny. I wonder how people feel when they see themselves in pictures 10 years later. (high top fades, scurls, mohawks)
I try to keep it conservative – short, lined up, and crisp. That will always be awesome.
oh yeah, skrippas are always funny, in all sichiations
whyso, u never had a bad haircut, glasses, anything? lol
@nicki
for a while, my fade wasn’t tight lol. I look at old pictures, smh’ing. Like my face scared my hair up to the top of my head
I learned my lesson…EARLY! (c/o freeway)
“Like my face scared my hair up to the top of my head”
LMAO!!!! MAN.
Where has Freeway been anyway?
@WhySo-How are you?
@80s-Happy B’Day girlie!!! Now you got that song in my head and it won’t go out.
@V and Off-I don’t have a problem with bachelor parties because I damn shore gonna have a bachelorette one. I don’t know about a co-ed one though.
@CBG-I didn’t have a mullet but I saw about 3 on my last temp job this month and I don’t mean the “Claire Huxtable modified professional mullet” but those “hardcore poster pic in the beauty supply shops” ones. I’m talking 2 inches on the head followed by 16 inches down the back. I would have been jealous if it was 1985.
B, STOPPIT. LMAO
Thanks Whyso and Bgrits…
@V and Off-I don’t have a problem with bachelor parties because I damn shore gonna have a bachelorette one. I don’t know about a co-ed one though .
Yeah I didn’t even know people did co-ed bachelor parties. That’s why I had to go. Girlfriends of the guys throwing it/involved with it, were not allowed.
@Bgrits: Are women just as rowdy at their Bachelorette parties??? Like, does the real raunchy “Giiirlll, I can’t believe you did that… you don’t know where he’s been” stuff go down?
@V.Renee… I probably would have had to go too…. Just because of all the disclaimers…. How did you end up the guest list???
@80’s – He’s a guy from high school. The invite pretty much came via facebook/text. Matter of fact, another chick that we went to high school with, actually hosted it at her house.
@Bgrits: Are women just as rowdy at their Bachelorette parties??? Like, does the real raunchy “Giiirlll, I can’t believe you did that… you don’t know where he’s been” stuff go down? .
Me personally, I don’t even like male strippers.
I will say, guys don’t care WHERE she’s been. Or whose fingers were touching what. Let’s just say I did not touch not a one guys hand that was there.
offy some of us do get down and dirty. I hate male strippers though
@V.Renee…. Gotcha…But a coed bachelor party is might interesting…
And I don’t care for male strippers either…
I’ve heard about female tricks (bottles disappearing (yuck, yuck, yuck) & the love below smoking a black and mild) and what not. I just be wondering do they be at home practicing like let me see if I can do this…..
” the love below smoking a black and mild) ”
“Not up in here!” -
the love below smoking a black and mild .
DEAD!!!!!!Yeah, how does someone decide, you know what I want to smoke a black and mild with my yoni. That seems like it’ll be cool.
I wonder if they be at home googling latest bachelor parties tricks for strippers…. LMAO
and what happens if these fools cough or something and the yoni gets burned?
“@Bgrits: Are women just as rowdy at their Bachelorette parties??? Like, does the real raunchy “Giiirlll, I can’t believe you did that… you don’t know where he’s been” stuff go down?”
@Off-Um, yeah. Not all of them but I have been to one or two that were off the hook. Those particular ones didn’t have a lot of women there maybe at most 5 people who were down and wasn’t going to talk.
@80s-I still don’t see that attraction of a smokey p—y? Then you go low class and use a Black&Mild?
@V-I used to roll with a stripper crew and casually dated one (but he was a nice with the IQ of a retarded gnat). We used to go to this club that had strippers on Friday nights. One night they had another show but one of the SUVs had a flat so they gave us money to drive 3 hours to the next show so we took them and had a blast!! We acted like we were the female security-don’t tell me I wasn’t in the Secret Service because I would have beat dat a–! LOL!!! The 2520 women act worse than the black ones…
hello ms grits. Im doing good, doing great, how are you?
“male strippers.”
That just sounds like an oxymoron to me. There are certain things that women can do that are secksy that are disgusting when men do it, and vice versa.
When a woman “makes it clap,” that’s a turn on. When a dude does it, everybody runs to throw up. And when a dude is out chopping wood and getting all sweaty, women eat that up. If a woman were out there knocking over tree stumps and sweating like a hog? All we can think about is how she’s gonna stink when she comes inside. LOL
“@80s-I still don’t see that attraction of a smokey p—y? Then you go low class and use a Black&Mild?”
LMAO!!!! I cannot.
“(but he was a nice with the IQ of a retarded gnat). ”
And again, I cannot.
@Whyso-Just trying to keep my head above water in this economy and trying to keep it positive. I’m planning to pack some clothes and move to Chicago and see how that will pan out. My friend is moving there for a new job and she will let me sleep on her couch. I went in April and some great info interviews but I was advised that I need to be there because agency needs turn at the drop of a dime. At least in Chicago I can get some job because in South Carolina there is literally nothing.
Hey, y’all!
Happy birthday, 80’s.
@Nicki-I’m being serious but that is what happened. LOL!!
I mean that girl could have used a Cuban cigar!
This guy’s stage name was “Stroker” and we did the do and I said “I see how you got your stage name” and he said “Huh?” That is how dumb he was……
“we did the do ”
@Bgrits: I’m going to need details. Thanks. LOL
Thanks Shawnta
B absolutely heart you.. U are the funniest!!!! And yes, he was a complete idiot for that
@Nicki-I heart u too. That is why that I’m mad I won’t be in Chicago this week to meet everybody but I’m tired and a lil voice tells me not to go this week so I’m listening to the voice. I think I will be coming through Kentucky on my way so maybe I can stop and say HEY.
Girl when he said that I felt that I had committed a crime a la having sex with a mentally impaired person.
On another note, MJ is on again and I need to know the hair products he was using because that ish is floooowing….or is it a good weave? Let me change the channel.
“@Nicki-I heart u too. That is why that I’m mad I won’t be in Chicago this week to meet everybody but I’m tired and a lil voice tells me not to go this week so I’m listening to the voice. I think I will be coming through Kentucky on my way so maybe I can stop and say HEY.”
Please do stop through!!!! Thanks doll. I’ll miss your there, but TOTALLY understand. my homegirl is doing through the same thing. Her and her husband were supposed to come but their house will be done in 6 to 8 weeks…
Listen to the Voice, B!!!
bgrits, you are a brave soul. with hilarious stories.
“On another note, MJ is on again and I need to know the hair products he was using because that ish is floooowing….or is it a good weave? Let me change the channel”
Girl, why did I read that he is PRACTICALLY BALD and that was a wig? I am heated. lol. All this time, I wanted hair just like his.. it was gorgeous
Sidenote; They just said that was Lil Wayne’s daughter on the stage with the Drake/ Wayne performance on the awards
@Nick… I thought we mentioned Reginae being up there yesterday…. I seen her up there.. She was the one with the pink tutu on.
@80s: Yaw prolly did and I didnt’ see it.. girl i was wondering who those kids were. lol
There’s a lot of thiings going on in here…and I think it’s all starting with B
@Nicki- I ‘ll contact u soon about meeting up next week..I want to leave extremely early next Wednesday. Got to listen to the voice.
They just said on E! that MJ being bald was false-I can’t get away from this story. Everytime I see Joe Jackson on the screen I think about Mister from the Color Purple. Apparently Joe was raised by a crazy mofo too but I swear he just rubs me the wrong way with his old pimpin’ azz.
Don’t get me started about Lil Wayne ’s daughter-where was her momma? The Bubba Eddie and Tyrone network just kills my soul. It seems that BET got worse after Bob left, if that is even possible.
where was her momma?
@BGrits… Probably in the audience pubbing her new show… [snickers]…..
Yes B.. Email me so I can give u my phone number!
Aw ok, good.. bc the bald story was freaking me out!!!! I felt bamboozled. I can’t stand Joe either.. he’s promoted this dumb a record label too much.. I just read on bossip that MJ didn’t have him in the Will.
THANK YOU.. where was her mama? Oh, that’s right making shows with Tiny (ain’t that her mama, she said she’s Lil Wayne’s ex wife).
Tiny:
” I’m great,
My family’s great” God that commercial makes me want to spontaneous combust
@Nick and B
Joe Jackson makes me wanna hurt him. I’m glad Janet told him to shut up and sat down.
“bgrits, you are a brave soul. with hilarious stories”
@Off-You are too funny but after living with gay folks (seeing the ish they go through) and I had a friend die many years ago tragically, after that I decided to enroll in the School of I Don’t Give A D–n. I graduated from the Ph.d program with honors..:) (palin wink)
I get a lot of flak especially from black folks because I refuse to do what they think I should do especially when dealing with men and 2520s. I caught serious heat living with the gay white boys but they taught me that God doesn’t make mistakes so f– them haters. Some of these 2520 s have saved my a– while “us” stood back at watched.
I have been in serious relationships where I love to make love. be in love, yadda, yadda and other times when I want to just f—and be just your friend. And I believe if women were just honest with themselves and quit worrying about other people’s opinions they would have a less drama in there lives. I don’t see men losing sleep over other people’s opinions so why should I?
Okay I’m getting off my soapbox…LOL
Hi Treehousers!
Happy Birthday Ms. 80’s Baby!!
What are the plans?
Re:Bachelor parties. My fiance can have one… but please have it a week or two before the wedding, I’m not trying to relive the tremors of the hangover.
… I will actually have a bachelorette road trip with girls I can trust!!! None of the talkative ones are allowed…. Like Vegas, whatever happens… happened. 
I so want to be a stripper when I grow up…. *sigh*
“honest with themselves and quit worrying about other people’s opinions they would have a less drama in there lives.”
Good point chica!
Hey Lovely! I agree.. bachelor/bachelorette party the weekend before.
“I so want to be a stripper when I grow up…. *sigh*”
Definitely for the man!
Thanks Lovely!!!!!
What are the plans?… I really don’t have any today.. I celebrated with the fam over the weekend during my sister’s graduation… And then this weekend I’m celebrating with the treehouse…
And that’s it!!!!!!!!
@BGrits,
Did I tell you that I heart you? Yes? OK, I’ll say it again… I heart you Bgrits!!! You just said a mouthful of things I am always thinking…
And I believe if women were just honest with themselves and quit worrying about other people’s opinions they would have a less drama in there lives
Those are words to live by…. I’m living off the wall.
“Re:Bachelor parties. My fiance can have one… but please have it a week or two before the wedding, I’m not trying to relive the tremors of the hangover.
… I will actually have a bachelorette road trip with girls I can trust!!! None of the talkative ones are allowed…. Like Vegas, whatever happens… happened. 
”
@LP-Girl we are >here<! I think you shoud two parties-the generic "let's bar hop" bachelorette party then the "only my real close homies because we getting ready to react a scene from a ZANE book" party. LOL!!!
@80’s,
Y’all are making me jealous with fabulous 4th of July plans….
@Off,
Will you be able to make it to the treehouse reunion?
And what does everybody think about my Poconos/winter getaway idea? Good/Bad, Yes/No?
When a woman “makes it clap,” that’s a turn on. When a dude does it, everybody runs to throw up. And when a dude is out chopping wood and getting all sweaty, women eat that up. If a woman were out there knocking over tree stumps and sweating like a hog? All we can think about is how she’s gonna stink when she comes inside. LOL .
Offey – your scenarios kill me softly each and every time. And you’re right, I don’t EVER want to see a dude making it clap. If he’s someone I’ve been intimate with, I may have to kill him.
I’ve always envied Prince and MJ’s hair. I loved MJ’s hair in the You Are not Alone video (was that the one with Lisa Marie in it buckey naked?)
@BGrits… Probably in the audience pubbing her new show .
Like forreal.
@ B – I’m DEAD at your IQ of a gnat.
@LP
I e-mailed you about you.
@Jaci,
I e-mailed you about you.
. Will go check right now.
Wow, that sounds serious.
And I believe if women were just honest with themselves and quit worrying about other people’s opinions they would have a less drama in there lives .
You already know I agree.
@ LP – I think it’s a great idea (whispering – where exactly is Poconos).
GOODNESS GRACIOUS I need a nap.
Can’t wait for 3:30 to crack around.. I have to get rested up for the weekend. lol
@LP
I meant about it. LOL nothing about you.
@Nick just close your eyes for a second.
@Lovely: bc u are so friggin athletic, (smile.. and secret hate), I think your getaway sounds perfect!
Girl if I closed me eyes, its’ gonna be OVAH.
@LP: Nah, I’m not going to the reunion. 1) I don’t want to be the only dude there and 2) I have 3 weeks of travel in the next 8 weeks in addition to school, so I’m just gonna stay put this weekend.
DID I WIN??? 100th???
D@mmit I didn’t.
@LP: Nah, I’m not going to the reunion. .
Boooooo!!! Offey – you get an F for the day. Apparently we can scare you with a good time.
ha ha ha ha ha ….
@Offey
You’re incorrect. There will be another guy there…who wishes there was another guy coming.
@ LP – It’s not too late to hop onboard.
@80s – Happy Birthday… Hope you’re enjoying your day …
sticking my tongue out at 80s
@Jaci: But is the other guy going to the reunion going to be boo’d up?? I thought all the dudes going were ‘tached at the hip.
@V: the last thing I’m scared of is fun. You should be scared of me if I did come! LOL
Thanks Damon…. It’s going good as expected….
@V: the last thing I’m scared of is fun. You should be scared of me if I did come! LOL .
I’m never scared. I don’t wear this S on my chest for nothing.
I mean if you scared just say you scared.
*whispers to Offey*
He wants another dude cuz he’s comin to hang w/ us…not her.
His words not mine. Come on…it’d be fun! And Hugh’s possible.
Hopefully she take out them long pieces by Thursday.
and you would be trying to have your aunt slap some in with your used Remy hair.
@V,
whispering – where exactly is Poconos.
Somewhere in Pennsylvannia. They have great ski/winter sports resorts but most importantly they have the Why did I get married? style cabins for rent. Let me find a link.
@Nicki,
I aspire to be athletic… I am so not there yet.
@LP
I think the cabins are such a fun idea. That would be so great.
“I aspire to be athletic… I am so not there yet.”
LOL. To me u are.. u are doing a lot more than I’d ever desire too!!!!
[singing] Don’t go chasing waterfalls
There’s a black professional club here that takes a ski trip every January.. I always miss bc I hate the cold! lol
Okay, I’mma a stop joking about my lazines.. but seriously, my cousin sent me a text today and her sps went to the dr and was told he won’t live to see 50 bc he’s not healthy… I told her she needs to try a lifestyle change with him (bc they are both supremely overweight) and not nag him about what he needs to do.
::palin wink::
@LP and V-u twp are cracking me up My girl stayed in the Poconos with one of the rooms with the champagne glass bathtub. She said it was fun.
@Off-do you not realize that being with a bunch of females can make u attractive to other females? They can be your wingmen….
I don’t want to see a male stripper clap his a—, uggh!!! I hate men with women hips and booties.
@Nicki-I hate to say it but I may have to look at the Tiny show for curiosity sake….once. The f-ckery just makes me feel better about myself:)(don’t feel like being the bigger person today) even though dem heffas are paid.
@V,
It’s very late…
… As in I’m trying to be a responsible person… I have friends going to New Orleans for the essence festival…. and I sooooo want to go… but I have to play “responsible ant” to my overwhelming “spending grasshopper”… *sigh*
And I am starting school on Monday, so I will stay put… and just hang out,
cook and eat a lot, and generally chill.“@Nicki-I hate to say it but I may have to look at the Tiny show for curiosity sake….once. The f-ckery just makes me feel better about myself:)(don’t feel like being the bigger person today) even though dem heffas are paid.”
LMAO.. See and that’s why I can’t watch it.. I’m like these Dumb talking broads got more money than me. and I’m bitter!
“I hate men with women hips and booties.”
LMAO @ mom hips.
@Off,
Why don’t you go with your lady? It could be fun to meet your “Internet friends”
@V: If I was scared, I would not only say, but I would make it my Facebook status for three weeks. LOL But I ain’t. LOL
@Bgrits: Oh, I know how the game works! LOL But what happens when someone in the Treehouse gets smashed??? That’ll throw off the dynamics of the house; it’ll be like screwin the secretary in the copy room.
But from what I saw on Sunday night since it seemed like they showed an entire episode it’s not going to be tooo bad…… But Tiny puts it out there that she had the money first…. And Toya kind of had it rough… Seem like she kind of got somewhat of a Cinderella story (thanks to getting knocked up by Lil Wayne at 14)
” But what happens when someone in the Treehouse gets smashed??? That’ll throw off the dynamics of the house; it’ll be like screwin the secretary in the copy room.”
LMAO.. I cannot!!!!
“Seem like she kind of got somewhat of a Cinderella story (thanks to getting knocked up by Lil Wayne at 14)”
Isn’t Toya the one that Lil Wayne’s mama was pushing to have a baby at 14. (Got it from his Vibe Interview)
I hate men with women hips and booties. .
ME TOO!! There’s this guy we call “hips don’t lie” cause his hips are RIDUNKULOUS!!!!
@ offey – you still get an F for the day. Matter of fact the whole month of July, you get an F every day.
breaking news: tiny and toya get a tv show. Related story: black people set back another 15 years.
sorry…couldn’t help it lol.
@Off,
That’ll throw off the dynamics of the house; it’ll be like screwin the secretary in the copy room.
That line is hilarious!
LMFAO @ Offey
There will be no incestin (wk cite Cuzzo)
I am not getting drunk.
No More said how the dudes gone say they coming and not tell him so he could know that he would be cool.
“@ offey – you still get an F for the day. Matter of fact the whole month of July, you get an F every day.”
@V: Replace both “an” with “to,” and you’ve got a deal. LOL
Whyso, LMAO.. u stupid!!!!! Getting out my afro and pop and lockit dance moves ASAP.
“ME TOO!! There’s this guy we call “hips don’t lie” cause his hips are RIDUNKULOUS!!!!”
HIPS DON”T LIE???? OH EM GEE
Isn’t Toya the one that Lil Wayne’s mama was pushing to have a baby at 14. (Got it from his Vibe Interview)
@Nick… (Girl I almost started that with your gov’t)… Lol…. But then Toya came out and said that wasn’t true… But his mom has a part on the show. Toya does say that she look at her like a mother figure though.
“@ offey – you still get an F for the day. Matter of fact the whole month of July, you get an F every day.”
@V: Replace both “an” with “to,” and you’ve got a deal. LOL .
Ha. Yeah, who am I kidding, that’ll work too. LMAO
@ Nicki- his hips are wide as all outside. You have to make room for them when he comes in the room. Otherwise, he’ll knock you around like a pin ball.
I’m convinced that if Tiny/Toya can get a show. So can I!
V let me be on your show.
@LP
I replied.
nicki:
between flavor flav, ray j, al sharpton, and the BET awards the other night, you might have to go back a bit further….more like
“get these d*mn chains off me”
@ Jaci – All yall gon be on the show. Im taping footage this weekend, and sending it in as my audition tape.
it’ll be like screwin the secretary in the copy room.”
@Off- I smite you but then again you bring up some memories…….:)
breaking news: tiny and toya get a tv show. Related story: black people set back another 15 years.
@WHYSO-**DEAD*** And with Frankie and Neffie’s show let’s just call it the “Hour of Fuckery”
@V-girl ya killin me:).
@V
i better get my hair done
@V
i better get my hair done .
huh???
“@Nick… (Girl I almost started that with your gov’t)… Lol…. But then Toya came out and said that wasn’t true… But his mom has a part on the show. Toya does say that she look at her like a mother figure though.”
LMAO. That girl messed up my gov’t. Aw ok… What does his mama seem like?
“@ Nicki- his hips are wide as all outside. You have to make room for them when he comes in the room. Otherwise, he’ll knock you around like a pin ball.”
Why are yaw tyring to kill me today
“between flavor flav, ray j, al sharpton, and the BET awards the other night, you might have to go back a bit further….more like
“get these d*mn chains off me””
LMAO! I cannot… Whyso, I cannot be in that hot sun… I will throw my head scarf off and run like that man in “Life.”
What does his mama seem like?
@Nick… Normal… Lol She wasn’t extra or anything…
When you start doing people’s hair????
“@WHYSO-**DEAD*** And with Frankie and Neffie’s show let’s just call it the “Hour of Fuckery”
LMAO!!!
“@Nick… Normal… Lol She wasn’t extra or anything…”
That’s cool bc Puffy’s mama???? ’nuff said.
That’s cool bc Puffy’s mama???? ’nuff said.
@Nick… Don’t forget about Frankie!!!!
You think these long side pieces grew?!?! Heck naw, I had to glue, dye, cut and curl these suckers.
And with Frankie and Neffie’s show let’s just call it the “Hour of Fuckery” .
How them broads get their own show????
“Nick… Don’t forget about Frankie!!!!”
she’s embarrasing… I promise if that was my mama, I’d wear a cloth over my face.
@V and Nicki-I think they got their own show because Keyshia realized that concerning Frankie, ” I will not, I cannot”. They also take the attention away from her.
I wasn’t feeling the knickers on the BET show but Keyshia looked beautiful.
” because Keyshia realized that concerning Frankie, ” I will not, I cannot”. They also take the attention away from her.”
Exactly.. I forgot what I was watching but Keyshia is executive producer over there show.. she emphasized that and said NOTHING will be going on without her approval.
I agree. Keyshia is a doll with the dark hair.
@All,
If we had to do another getaway, what would be the best dates/places and things to do that would interest the treehouse?
(where is cbg, by the way?)
Yall, I may not be going to Chicago. I think I’m going MJ’s funeral instead. I have to say bye
LP: The beach!!!!!
“Yall, I may not be going to Chicago. I think I’m going MJ’s funeral instead. I have to say bye”
@V: See… now how you gonna talk about me. LOL You giving me failing grades and whatnot. But because I’m nice, I’ll let you choose your grade… do you want some D or to F?? LMAO
Kidding.kidding.
The love (crush) of my life has sent me a birthday text…
LOLOLOLOL
V: See… now how you gonna talk about me. LOL You giving me failing grades and whatnot. But because I’m nice, I’ll let you choose your grade… do you want some D or to F?? LMAO .
I can’t get the package deal??????
“The love (crush) of my life has sent me a birthday text…”
OKKK!
@V: Oooohhhhm you want to work for some extra credit, huh? That can be arranged! If all goes well, you can get an A by B’ing my C.
@ offey – You know I like to put in that work. As long as you know you are E’ing my P.
@ 80’s – D@mn I didn’t know I was the love of your life. I was just trying to send you a happy bday text. You should’ve told me you felt that way.
@80s-good for you girl…maybe you can have some birthday s–, let me stop!
@V-gurl, quit playing before the STANS come up in the treehouse and hunt you down!!
@Nicki-I think Keyshia is moving on, Mary J is right she can see herself in Keyshia because Keyshia is getting better.
@V: I love EP’s…. I love LP’s, too. But nothing beats CDs…. NUTS!
>*I’se a clever bastid*</i
@V-gurl, quit playing before the STANS come up in the treehouse and hunt you down!! .
About MJ?? Im dead serious though.
I am over here too juiced….. I’ve probably had a crush on this man since 3rd grade…. All we’ve ever done is flirt with each other and that’s it….. That’s why I’ve declared him the crush of my life…
@V: I love EP’s…. I love LP’s, too. But nothing beats CDs…. NUTS!
>*I’se a clever bastid*</i .
Ummm yeah, if I said I LOL’ed I would be lying. hahahaha. How long you been sitting on that one?
@ 80s – Me and you will never part!
@V: Ha! You knew that was coming!
“@Nicki-I think Keyshia is moving on, Mary J is right she can see herself in Keyshia because Keyshia is getting better”
I agree!!!! Keyshia has grown up quite a bit.
“@V: I love EP’s…. I love LP’s, too. But nothing beats CDs…. NUTS!
>*I’se a clever bastid*</i"
Is this going over my head? lol
I am over here too juiced….. I’ve probably had a crush on this man since 3rd grade…. All we’ve ever done is flirt with each other and that’s it….. That’s why I’ve declared him the crush of my life… .
Awwwww. Crushes are fun. I haven’t had a crush in a while!!
@ Nicki – it’s just offey being off. ha!
Awwwww. Crushes are fun. I haven’t had a crush in a while!!
@V….. Girl, he’s my ultimate crush…. Everytime I see him my crush comes back… LOl
ayo, low key, I like keyshia before she got her teef fixed. That gap was kinda sexy.
She’s is so hood though…I think she struggles with being a star a little bit.
I think Keyshia and Monica both looked hawt at the awards.
Netherlands here I come
@V… Is this where the Neverland Ranch is????
[whispers] I am still over here juiced about my text and daydreaming about the what if’s…. LOL
Did you text him back and ask if he had some bday secks to go with the bday text?
@ LP – I just realized I didn’t answer you back. I am down with skiing, fishing, beaching, rowing, canoeing. Whatever. I will go anywhere away from home!!!
We could always do something like New Years in Miami. Ha.
Did you text him back and ask if he had some bday secks to go with the bday text?
@V.Renee… Girl, he all the way in DC….. I wish.. Sike let me stop…. My ex from high school would kill me if he knew I gave it up to the crush and not him…. Ha ha ha ha Ha
@ 80s – DC is even better! Ha! Is he from the Middie too?
@80s aka every name under the sun
That’s a whole lot of dreaminess to not act!
@V
You still not coming?
DC is even better! Ha! Is he from the Middie too?
@V.Renee…. Girl yes…..
Lol at all of y’all!
@Off, you are so out of order on that one!!
@80’s, look at you being all dreamy and stuff. So why did nothing ever go down between you two?
@V and Nicki,
The beach could be good but wouldn’t that be too far (or too close) as far as time goes? New Year’s in Miami sounds interesting… but what about folks with their families? I am a free bird so I can pretty much go anywhere…
@Jac… See new name… LOL
What it do good people?
CBG I hope work gets better for you hon.
@80s
I was gonna change mine to 80s can bite me…
But I don’t have time for all that…
SOOOOO
Bite Me! Just kidding since it’s your b’day!
I LOVE MIAMI!
@Jada
You and Nicki need to be in the commercials.
Miami, miami you’ve got style…blue skies….
Not the Golden Girls Miami Jingle. And I thought I watched too much Golden Girls.
So why did nothing ever go down between you two?
@Lovely….. Perhaps he wasn’t that into me… Which I can accept but I don’t think it was true….. Time and time again outside friends tried to hook us up but neither of us made that first step. So it never went anywhere…… And then too it’s a difference in religions so I’m content with just crushin and flirtin
@80s
What’s the religious difference? Can it really not be worked out?
@Jada
Girl I love that one as well as when Sophia was like
Thanks for the memories for Blue Cross & Blue Shield..a hip that finally healed!
What’s the religious difference? Can it really not be worked out?
@Jac.. Muslim
@ Jaci – Is it wrong that I’m seriously considering going to Neverland?
@80s – you aint trying to convert? ::snickering::
Absolutely not!!!!
If ya’ll doing Miami you are BEGGING for “homeys” to get “smashed!!”
DC is my vote. It’s a hub destination (cheap tickets) and there is a ton to do in a small area (Adams Morgan baby!!)
@V
Umm….slightly obsessive lol…but I mean…you appreciate you some MJ.
@offey
You just wanna say all the women came for you.
@80s
I can understand that. He can’t even touch you can he?
If ya’ll doing Miami you are BEGGING for “homeys” to get “smashed!!” .
Begging??? Not in our vocabulary homey!
“You just wanna say all the women came for you.”
@Jaci: I could have said that double entendre better myself. lol
*couldn’t
@Lp- I heart y too. I’m down for whatevah concerning traveling.
@V-if you go you need to leave like now, Joe Jackson aka Ole Fish-Eyed Fool said that the funeral will not be at Neverland so get your ticket ready for Cali
@80s-funk those religious differences you ain’t trying to marry old boy tomorrow, is he secxing? That is the question.
@Bgrits
It only matter if he sexcing? I need to talk to you more often. I need some…BAD!
re: Michael
They said there’ll be no funeral until the second autopsy comes out.
@80s
I’m with B if there’s some secks involved woohoo take it.
“Begging??? Not in our vocabulary homey!”
@V: The wise men who once called themselves Hi-5 once offered a wise maxim that will answer you perfectly: “It’s written all over your face/ you don’t have to say a word!” lol
@ offey – Have I told you that I quit you today? If not, here you go
I QUIT YOU .
And btw it was Rude Boyz. Get your boy groups together!
@Offey
You don’t have to say a word! A smile a smile a smile for me is better than anything I ever heard…
DC is my vote. It’s a hub destination (cheap tickets) and there is a ton to do in a small area (Adams Morgan baby!!) .
I have fond fond memories of DC.
::smiling and daydreaming::
“And btw it was Rude Boyz. Get your boy groups together!”
It sure was… Hi-5 was a Freudian slip for the “She’s Playin Hard To Get” lyrics where he says:
I can feel her vibe for me
Even though she hasn’t said a word
I bet she’s glad I’m readin’ her mind
Cuz there’s so much (cuz there’s so much) she wants to say
But she doesn’t have the nerve
And all that she doesn’t say
Oh I’m sure
I see it in her eyes
Same messgae, different group and song. lol
@Peter Pan
Why aren’t you Tinkerbell? So are we deciding DC? Why can’t we make the drive to the mountains?
This way none of screams will be heard from any DL, LP, EP and me drinking NUTS and BERRIES.
I’ve said too much already….
Girl, what are you gonna do?
::joining V Renee aka Peter Pan in the daydreaming about CD…. and then snapping out of it!!!::
Those destinations all sound great and we can really plan for any of those places…. the question though remains: When do you see a part II of Chicago happening? I was thinking December/January reason why I made a proposal for the Poconos!
@Jaci: Yes! I got your back up vocals! lol
This way none of screams will be heard from any DL, LP, EP and me drinking NUTS and BERRIES..
Ummmmm whoa grasshopper.
@ offey – see that’s how people end up catching date rape cases. They thinking they riding minds and aint reading ish. LMAO
“This way none of screams will be heard from any DL, LP, EP and me drinking NUTS and BERRIES.”
LOL Ya’ll trying to turn the Treehouse reunion into a Freaknic!! LOL Last time ya’ll acted up, Comeback came up in here and regulated on that azz with some new rules!!
* replace riding with reading.
@Jaci: Yes! I got your back up vocals! lol .
Yeah you look like a screamer.
@Jaci,
me drinking NUTS and BERRIES.
I see you’ve been bitten by the Offdwall bug!!
V is already a lost cause as it is…
LOL Ya’ll trying to turn the Treehouse reunion into a Freaknic!! LOL Last time ya’ll acted up, Comeback came up in here and regulated on that azz with some new rules!! .
LMAO. YOU’RE the one that started it.
V is already a lost cause as it is… .
Oh really?? And what do you consider yourself?
@V: I ride minds too… that’s how I get the draws… from the mental O’s because I’m on my P’s and Q’s.
And I am Silent Bob, homey. The only thing you’ll get out of me is a protein shake. lol
@LP
Honey that will be Part I…I say start now and let me Paypal you some money in the morning.
@V
Awww sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttttt! (wkcite you)
@Offey
Let me RT…and RD…and you SN.
And I am Silent Bob, homey. The only thing you’ll get out of me is a protein shake. lol .
Okay it’s official. I’m THROUGH with you!!!!!
Mind sex…you ain’t gotta take your clothes off yet..we can burn some incense and just chat.
@Offey I’ll take mind sex any day you’re offering.
@V Am I a screamer?
@Offey
I bet I can leave you drained.
Heheheheheh….
@V Am I a screamer? .
Ummmmm I don’t know? Is this something I’m suppose to know?
@V: Moi?? I was talking about music! CDs LPs EPs…. and you LOL’d. How did I start it?? lol
@Jaci: You might as well sing that Sesame Street song!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrjNv-u0-Rc
@Jaci: If I was a clogged toilet, and you were the Tidy Bowl man, you STILL couldn’t drain me! lol
@Offey
And that’s how you get drained. I sing the whole song and you give me extra protein to finish…
Drop thru and wondering what in the heckies is going on in here…. (tip toeing back out)
@V: Moi?? I was talking about music! CDs LPs EPs…. and you LOL’d. How did I start it?? lol .
Oh no, that’s not when you started. YOU started with replace “an” with “to”.
@offey
I’ve got a ph.D in this darlin.
And I am Silent Bob, homey. The only thing you’ll get out of me is a protein shake. lol
Time of Death: after reading this ridiculously funny statement.
@V,
We ride together the lost cause bus… I thought Jaci could still be saved.
@ LP – cool. That’s what I thought. Just wanted to make sure you knew you were on the bus too. ha
@LP and V
I was on the bus when you two got on but I was hiding beneath the last seat.
@V: I was just using the infinitive, and you were using a noun. What’s nasty about that?!? lol
@Jaci: Puhleeze… your ph.D. stands for “Probably Hurting D*ck” with all the teeth and scathing going on. LMAO
@Offey
I’ve never hurt one ever. In fact, I do use teeth, but men love it…it’s a light light grazing…usually brings about shivers…there’s a whole technique, but I don’t wanna give away all my secrets.
@V: I was just using the infinitive, and you were using a noun. What’s nasty about that?!? lol .
I don’t even have a response. Bless my heart.
@Peter Pan
*whispering we can double even triple team him*
“In fact, I do use teeth, but men love it”
Yes, we do. This is true.
*whispering we can double even triple team him* .
I work alone. ha.
“*whispering we can double even triple team him* .”
Word???? LOL
Actually, that LOL is for V since she’ll have to start once the triple play is in effect.
Actually, that LOL is for V since she’ll have to start once the triple play is in effect. .
I’m lost. That one flew way over my head. I couldn’t even catch it even though I was in the back field.
@Off
Don’t play. I’m a woman. I know my stuff.
I’m a woman. I don’t never get enough!
DL/S that is.
Every month we have to do status reports. At the end of mine for this month, I put “Michael Jackson died and I feel like I lost a piece of soul”.
They are going to stop fooling with me after awhile.
@Off-I quit you!!!
@Jaci-get the King Tut and some rechargeable batteries and release the stress
@V,
I think I’m lost too… unless he means that he’s picking you as the starter of his triple team.
@V
Every month we have to do status reports.
I hate those status reports. I have to do one every week. Well, I have been working on the same project for 6 months now… There is nothing new with me!! Ugh!
@LP
I think he is.
@B
I need a link to this King Tut…I’m impatient…I’ll google and be back in two shakes of a rats arse.
@V-I stand corrected, there will be a public memorial at Neverland
@Bgrits
I would wanna see the public viewing. Neverland really might not work for the fam and stuff you know.
Ok, get me a King Tut link please.
@V: LOL is L’ing on Ladies!! That was yours! Or so I thought….
@ LP – I freaking HATE status reports. They suck azz! It’s all bs.
@Bgrits,
What is this King Tut business you are speaking about? Inquiring minds want to know… I have always been a fan of Egyptology, you know.
@V: LOL is L’ing on Ladies!! That was yours! Or so I thought…. .
It’s offical you are crazy. Naw I don’t L on Ladies.
So that’s what you meant by: @V: Moi?? I was talking about music! CDs LPs EPs…. and you LOL’d. How did I start it?? lol . .
Maybe you are slightly off clever.
What is this King Tut business you are speaking about? Inquiring minds want to know… I have always been a fan of Egyptology, you know. .
Ummmm it kind of rhymes with mildew, but starts with a d and ends with an o.
LOLI mean hahahaha.V: At 2:17pm you said “Ummm yeah, if I said I LOL’ed I would be lying. hahahaha. How long you been sitting on that one?”
I guess, I read that wrong. lol
@LP and Bgrits
*Tapping foot* I was a history major you know King Tut fascinates me but this seems a new piece of information.
@V.
Since you know it–what does it look like? Is it large? Mummified…what?
V: At 2:17pm you said “Ummm yeah, if I said I LOL’ed I would be lying. hahahaha. How long you been sitting on that one?” .
Yeah you totally read that wrong. I was literally talking about laughing out loud. I can’t stop laughing now.
All this talk has me wanting some kielbasa for dinner.
@JAci: I bet you’ll BITE it too…. Ph.D. lol
@V: LMAO
@Offey
Nah…I’ll suck the flavor out.
@Jaci and LP-you quit it!!! LOL!!! Let me see if they still make it but it similar to the rabbit…..
@B
OK we’re waiting.