The Hola Hoop Test?
We all know that both Jesus Christ and Steve Harvey have abstinence rules. Of course the Lord would like you to wait until marriage, Steve Harvey says 90 days.
I don’t really want to argue whose right, besides who could argue with Jesus. But what can’t be argued with is that even the bible references having a fruitful pleasure filled se!x life.
But what Jesus fails to mention, while Steve briefly suggests it is; how do you know what you’re getting before you “get it”. People are curious in nature and some have made great se!x, relationship dependant. I happen to believe that being well matched and suited are great ways to determine se!xual compatibility on top of being REALLY ready to commence the physical act. Se!x in my opinion is 90% mental. And if his “picker” (work site Patty Stanger) is off, perhaps the relationship is too.
So whats the other 10%? How do you really know you are working with a “picker” that’s a keeper, ladies?
1. The Hola Hoop Factor: Yesterday in the comment section, Offey mentioned the “Hola Hoop” factor in him knowing if a woman was great in bed. Perhaps its the coordination or the deep and wide movements, who knows. But Offey was on to something even as it relates to women choosing great male partners for se!x (and). My personal hola hoop factor is gym activity, a man who knows how to do a decent amount of cardio, 30 minutes tops on the treadmill or elliptical machine. The hand eye coordination you ask? At the gym I look for a man being able to get on the elliptical and pedal hands free for at least three minutes. Having no hands on exercise equipment is a great indicator of both se!xual stamina and body coordination.
2. The Wind Instrument Factor: Ladies, please believe me when I tell you that trumpet, saxophone, oboe, and hel!l I’ll even throw in the clarinet players for good measure; are great pleasurers. That should be a question every woman asks her gentleman callers and potential relationship mates: “can you play a wind instrument?”. Highschool and gradeschool counts. Extra credit if he was in a marching band, see coordination pluses in the “Hola Hoop Factor”
3. The Boardgame Factor: “Do You Enjoy Scrabble, Chess, Checkers, backgammon?” should also be on every ladies must ask list to determine his love skill level, in fact you could insert ANY board game that takes LONG amounts of concentration. Men who can focus for a long amount of time, are great lovers.
4. Ninja Bikes and Crusers: Men who ride sports bikes or even crusiers have a flair for danger. Now what you want to make sure of, is that he’s not into RECKLESS danger. If you know he rides a bike, observe if you can his ability to ride. Is he fast? Does he know when to slow down? Does he signal to other vehicals? Is he kind to pedestrians? Has he ever been in a bad accident that was stupid or his fault, how long ago? Pure Dare Devils are selfish lovers.
Treehouse how can you tell if you are working with a potential partner who is also a great lover? Men? Ladies?
1) I stand by the hula comment from personal experience. LOL I agree that cardio is a good indicator of stamina. Because a woman who c*m$ quick is as rare as winning powerball ticket. However ladies, don’t mistake gym cardio for stroke cardio. Until they make a swivel hip machine, the gym equipment is only a moderate indicator.
2) Interesting concept. I like it. And I like it because I’m vain: I played the trombone (which requires way more wind than a trumpet) AND I was in the marching band for two years in high school.
3) Another interesting and good point. In order to delay his “epiphany,” a man often has to take his mind somewhere else. I have heard of dudes trying to name every NFL team during the act to delay things. Me? I think about food… tator tots and loaded baked potatoes seem to be the choice of late. No rhyme or reason for it, so don’t ask. LOL
4) Me thinks you just have a thing for bike riders. Perhaps this explains why. LOL
As for my list:
- Hula hoops, as discussed yesterday
- The way she eats. Not the obvious stuff like popsicles and lollipops, but things like brocolli or mashed potatoes… regular stuff. Sensuality is pervasive through all actions.
- The way she walks. If she walks with her shoulders hunched or arms a-swingin’, she’s lacking. I can’t name the specific characteristics of a “good” walk, but I know it when I see it.
- Toys. If she has them, she knows what she likes. Caution: if she is only pleased by the ones with 48 moving parts and only after 30 minutes, then she has issues getting herself in tune.
Myths:
- The “gap” signifies nothing.
- Big lips are nice to look at, but mean nothing
- Her apparel means nothing
- Free spirit may mean she’s willing to try anything, but does not mean she’s good at anything.
Off u done kilt me this morning!!
I have neva tried to size a man up before letting him in. I looked for the big, football player frames and prayed for the best. So far, in my life, I’ve only had one extremely bad one (Mr. JACKHAMMER)…
off, you have murked me with your use of potatoes.
“Big lips are nice to look at, but mean nothing”
LMAO.. can u tell other men this please and thank you?
@CBG: Fun post.
@Off: I’m w/@Mikki…hilarious.
#1 – Agreed. I would also throw whether he is a good dancer in here too. Rhythm is key. And along w/exercise being a good indication of stamina, it’s also a good indication of physical strength, which comes in handy later.
#2 – Agreed. Wind instruments develop mouth (tongue & lip) control. This made me think of Mo’ Better Blues.
#3 – Definitely a good point. Do long periods of focus & concentration on sports and xbox count? LOL!
#4 – There is something to be said about men who are daring & live a bit on the edge but you are so right about men who are reckless being selfish lovers.
My list:
-Exercise & dancing
-His walk & the way he carries himself & walks (@Off, it works both ways)
-Whether he uses all of his senses…ex. notices a new candle fragrance in the house, tastes something new/different in an old recipe, etc.
- If he’s up for new things – this shows he takes interest in things you like & is willing to do them for you.
“- If he’s up for new things – this shows he takes interest in things you like & is willing to do them for you.”
This is very true
I think everything has already been covered. LOL @ Offy. I’m a little perturbed at the tator tots and mashed potatoes.
@Shawnta “- If he’s up for new things – this shows he takes interest in things you like & is willing to do them for you.”
Exactly!!!! But some will surprise you with what they won’t do.
Personally, I can’t go through hoops and ladders so I just test it out by getting to the good stuff.
I’m a little perturbed at the tator tots and mashed potatoes.
@Jada: LOL, well, there’s nothing secksy about baked potatoes, so it quells the excitement. I mean, Mrs. Potato Head could NEVER get it. LOL
@Jada: LOL, well, there’s nothing secksy about baked potatoes, so it quells the excitement. I mean, Mrs. Potato Head could NEVER get it. LOL
GET OUT! ——————->
LMAO!
Well as far as whether he’s a BDB – Big Dyck Bastard (wkcite a frociate), I used to believe the myth of tall, with big hands, but that myth has been discredited. I’ve actually found that shorter guys tend to be packing.
As for whether he’s actually good – stroke game on point, stamina good, able to multi-task and attentive, a good indicator is their attention to detail. Is he good at noticing things and is he able to multitask. Dancing is also a good one, cause rhythm goes hand in hand with stroking. Also, I’ve found those who are slightly agressive in real life, have the same traits in bed.
Offey – you kill me softly everyday.
What I look at to get a rough a very rough idea
1) Stamina
If you rif when I park far when we go to the mall or movies. Or you are breathing hard when you go up 1 flight of steps.
2) Walk
this is sometimey but I have noticed that some women with mean walks were pretty good.
3) Conversation
In general convo a lot of women will throw out clues on how they get down.
4) flexibility
5) Diet
Myths
1) Just because she has a body does not she will be good.
2) ish talking
The more ish the woman talks the less impressed i’ve been
3) Acting freaky or sexually suggestive
I’ve been disappointed by these women too.
What does it mean when a woman call you mannish?
“What does it mean when a woman call you mannish?”
I think that you pretty much have NO metrosexual in you… you are all man, hear me roar. lol.
“I think that you pretty much have NO metrosexual in you… you are all man, hear me roar. lol.”
@Hummy a woman called you mannish??? was this before or after you let her pursue you? sorry i couldnt help myself.
@Humble: I agree on #5…the diet piece goes both ways. Yo-yos that will admit watching SATC (no E.Lynn), do you remember what Samantha said about spunk? I think #4 can go both ways too.
Good Morning you guys!
cbg – very interesting reading…i’m simmering.
@Comeback
“Hummy a woman called you mannish??? was this before or after you let her pursue you? sorry i couldnt help myself.”
I’ve been called that by women that stepped to me and ones i’ve approached.
@Comeback
“Hummy a woman called you mannish??? was this before or after you let her pursue you? sorry i couldnt help myself.”
I’ve been called that by women that stepped to me and ones i’ve approached. Why do you ask?
What does it mean when a woman call you mannish?
LOL…I tell men this all the time. Except I say ‘you’re such a dude!’. FOR ME, it’s not derogatory. Just means you’re very in tune with your masculinity.
That’s weird for a woman to say that to a man. lol. I’ve said it to a woman before.
I guess most of the obvious ones are covered, but I’ll add:
1. Crazy: Usually it’s not worth getting involved with a certified crazy woman, but they will get your rocks off and blow your socks off (workcite LL Cool J). I haven’t met a single guy who disagreed with this.
2. Fitness level: It’s been covered regarding cardio, but not strength training. A woman who actually squats has trained herself to use her hips. And bless all the women who do Olympic lifting.
Myths:
Latin women are good in bed
Nice body (cosign Humble)
Her own self confidence: I’ve realized talk is cheap.
CBG: Board games? That’s a new one.
@Jada & Nicki
Ok. I didn’t know if it meant being sexually aggressive or just brawny.
“2) Interesting concept. I like it. And I like it because I’m vain: I played the trombone (which requires way more wind than a trumpet) AND I was in the marching band for two years in high school.”
Offey you are a trip…i think you should be on HSN or QVC…LOL..
“So far, in my life, I’ve only had one extremely bad one (Mr. JACKHAMMER)… ”
@ SUNNY..MR JACKHAMMER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL..im dead.
I’m shaking my head at this entire post. It’s interesting as can be. The ones I vibe with are Nos. 1 and 3.
I’d add to the list:
Attentiveness: If you sincerely pay attention to what someone likes, be it a specific spot or three that turns that person on, you’ll head down the right path more often than not. I think you can see this early on in whether or not the person takes sincere interest in your interests. Maybe they surprise you with something he/she knows you will love. … I think that’s a good sign.
Willingness to take constructive criticism: This one is vital because you’re not going to do everything right. And you must tell someone what you like and what you don’t. If they can’t take the instruction, and/or you can’t give it, you’re in for some mundane encounters. … If the person can take the criticism you dish out humbly, they’ll probably be able to correct the things you don’t like that they do in the bed as well ….
“Ok. I didn’t know if it meant being sexually aggressive or just brawny”
@Humble: I’m not thinking it’s really anything to do with s3x, just brawn.
If she calls you mannish, after relations, I can think of another definition for that.
“-His walk & the way he carries himself & walks (@Off, it works both ways)”
@ Shawnta..i agree with this..I love a man who has that certain walk..NOT PIMP..but just that self assured yet open air about him..i cant explain.
“Personally, I can’t go through hoops and ladders so I just test it out by getting to the good stuff.”
@ B Money..you test it out by just going for the gusto??? What if you had a clear indicator that he was bad. If a man can’t walk around the corner without being winded..its safe to say he’s probably not gonna rock your world at least longer than 2 mins.
“Well as far as whether he’s a BDB – Big Dyck Bastard (wkcite a frociate),”
@ Vroom..please do of my ashes what you wish.
@ Humster
“3) Acting freaky or sexually suggestive
I’ve been disappointed by these women too.”
I agree this one is universal.
@Nicki
“If she calls you mannish, after relations, I can think of another definition for that.”
I kind of meant leading up to or after relations.
Random: I absolutely love Amy Whinehouse but she must stop doing concerts like this before someone seriously hurts her. I’d be heated if I paid and got this as a result.
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/05/11/now-i-remember-how-talented-amy-winehouse-isshes-back/
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I like to look at a mans butt to see if it’s gonna be gripable doing chex. Does that count?
1. Crazy: Usually it’s not worth getting involved with a certified crazy woman, but they will get your rocks off and blow your socks off (workcite LL Cool J). I haven’t met a single guy who disagreed with this.
@ Hugh: Co-sign. I’ve dealt with two batty chicks before, and both of them were nothing but the goodness.
Offey you are a trip…i think you should be on HSN or QVC…LOL..
@Comeback: Speaking of which, I bought those earthboxes you sent me the link to from HSN. I got three of those jokers, and my organic garden is about bring forth the fruits and veggies.
“cbg – very interesting reading…i’m simmering.”
@ CO..i know you are the resident abstainer however you gotta be able to “know” these things..you know?
“I kind of meant leading up to or after relations.”
At Humble: On one hand, I’m thinking it’s really good… You take control and handle yours in the sack.
On the other hand, I’m taking it to mean you could be a lil selfish in the bedroom and she wants you to be a lil in tune and love making about it.
Now it depends on if she said it with a smile.
Ladies, please feel free to add or subtract to my theory!
“@Comeback: Speaking of which, I bought those earthboxes you sent me the link to from HSN. I got three of those jokers, and my organic garden is about bring forth the fruits and veggies.”
Seriously??? Im gonna get mine today..I got so much stuff going on..I hope my green thumb is still green. You know you aren’t supposed to put anything in the ground until after mother’s day.
“1. Crazy: Usually it’s not worth getting involved with a certified crazy woman, but they will get your rocks off and blow your socks off (workcite LL Cool J). I haven’t met a single guy who disagreed with this.”
Hewie Newton…you know what??? i think men SECRETLY like crazy women. Like for real for real. How does one end up with one for LONG periods of time? either his azz is crazy too or he digs crazy chicks.
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i got to give a shout out to M..on facebook for hipping me to de la soul’s Nike running playlist..i was having itune issues last night–the dayum thing deleted my old play list… but i will be working out with this tonite.
M gave me that link too. I can’t wait to download it… thanks for sharing on here so I can listen Comeback!
Seriously??? Im gonna get mine today..I got so much stuff going on..I hope my green thumb is still green. You know you aren’t supposed to put anything in the ground until after mother’s day.
That’s the beauty of the earthbox, you don’t have to put it in the ground. The box has its own soil system, so as long as the frost has been gone for two weeks and temps don’t drop below 50 or above 90 consistently, you’re all good. I’m in New England and my tomato plant is already starting to bloom, the bell peppers starting to form itsty pods, and the spinach, arugula, and broccoli doing well. The summer squash is the only thing bullsh!tt!n’
“Mannish” – I call little boys mannish that are freaky little perverts. Like if I saw a little boy trying to look under a girls skirt or hump her by the slide, I would say he is mannish.
Humble – Do you have a baby face?
Jada i forgot to tell about the book!! It sucks lol
Hewie Newton…you know what??? i think men SECRETLY like crazy women. Like for real for real. How does one end up with one for LONG periods of time? either his azz is crazy too or he digs crazy chicks. .
Men do secretly like crazy chicks. Not It’s a Thin Line Crazy, but slighty crazy, they definitely like.
hey mikki! i did get your email on sunday. it’s been a busy week so far but i will respond or call you soon. today or tomorrow.
lol…i’m going fishing with my company from thurs-sun so it’ll be before then.
That’s the beauty of the earthbox, you don’t have to put it in the ground .
Is it too late for me to get one?? I want an earth box!
““Mannish” – I call little boys mannish that are freaky little perverts. Like if I saw a little boy trying to look under a girls skirt or hump her by the slide, I would say he is mannish.?”
I have been kilt dead… I’ve seen lil boys like this and lil girls too. I used to swear my friend’s lil sister was gonna grow up to be a les.
Jada i forgot to tell about the book!! It sucks lol.
LOL. The one your mother suggested or the first one you were reading?
@ Nicki I used to swear my friend’s lil sister was gonna grow up to be a les. .
Did she?
Men do secretly like crazy chicks. Not It’s a Thin Line Crazy, but slighty crazy, they definitely like.
@ V: This is kinda true. Men don’t like crazy chicks, but we like chicks who will go crazy when necessary. Not stalk after breakup crazy, but punch-a-hoe-’cause-she-pushed-your-child-at-the-grocery-store crazy. Not boiling rabbits and choppin’ “willy” crazy, but I-bet-that-b!tch-betta-not-call-here-again crazy.
Semi-crazy just means you care. LOL
Personally, I can’t go through hoops and ladders so I just test it out by getting to the good stuff.
Cosigning Bgrits, I dont even try to look for things because I know I am gonna find out eventually.
Myths:
Latin women are good in bed
[puts hands over ears]
I cant hear you I refuse to believe this is not true
@V: I don’t know.. me and the girl are no longer friends.. but her lil sister was a little girl.. she was about 5 but she had weird ways and I always thought she had a crush on me.
CBG: “Hewie Newton…you know what??? i think men SECRETLY like crazy women. Like for real for real. How does one end up with one for LONG periods of time? either his azz is crazy too or he digs crazy chicks.”
Men do like crazy women…in bed. That’s about it. Some men think with the wrong head and end up with nutcases for too long. My looney tune was shown the door in short order. But in bed, she had me seeing rainbows, little bunnies and chrysanthemums.
“But in bed, she had me seeing rainbows, little bunnies and chrysanthemums.”
LMAO.. this must be the equivalent to No’s Diamonds and Skittles
No More: “Myths:
Latin women are good in bed
[puts hands over ears]
I cant hear you I refuse to believe this is not true”
I guess I’m one for two with Latin women, so it may still be true, generally speaking.
But in bed, she had me seeing rainbows, little bunnies and chrysanthemums.
So I’m curious…has any perfectly SANE women rocked your worlds?
Men don’t like crazy chicks, but we like chicks who will go crazy when necessary. .
And that’s what I mean by slightly crazy as in she has it in her to cut a fool………when necessary. They just can’t act crazy for g.p.
@V Renee
“Humble – Do you have a baby face?”
My face
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@ V
I’m guessing thats a NO!
Huh… I never really thought about trying to figure out if he was good before the deed or not. I mean when I’m ready for the game, guess we find out on the field, right?
But I do agree with the attentiveness clue, and I think it goes both ways. An attentive man seems to be listening to all my oohhs and aahhs so he can keep them coming.
“Myths:
Latin women are good in bed”
I perpetuate this myth
I guess I’m one for two with Latin women, so it may still be true, generally speaking.
Well I am zero for zero, for any non-black woman, so all donations to No More’s “Rainbow Coalition” will be welcome.
When it comes to Latin women, I’m 0 for 2. All that “caliente” and “aye papi” crap refers to nothing but their food.
All that “caliente” and “aye papi” crap refers to nothing but their food.
Damn you people. Next you’re gonna tell me 2520 chix don’t give the best head.
Ok coco thank u dear . Jada the one my mom told me about. Its very dry and geard towards teens and its like ok ur this type of woman or girl go pray n fix it. The end lol.
I have a new book that is killing me softly super bad good! And its a dave ramsey author recommended reader its called boundaries in dating by dr henry cloud. Im not done with the book but its been the best read to date.
“I have a new book that is killing me softly super bad good! And its a dave ramsey author recommended reader its called boundaries in dating by dr henry cloud. Im not done with the book but its been the best read to date.”
@ mik – i recently bought this book but i haven’t started it yet…is it any good?
“When it comes to Latin women, I’m 0 for 2. All that “caliente” and “aye papi” crap refers to nothing but their food.”
it’s funny how you people can make generalizations about whole groups of people.
@ Humble – LMAO at that pic. I don’t believe you, you need more people!!!!
and its like ok ur this type of woman or girl go pray n fix it. The end lol.
That’s actually pretty scary Mik. I’m telling you to get on that Michelle McKinney-Hammond. Her books were good.
“I’m telling you to get on that Michelle McKinney-Hammond. Her books were good.”
agree!
@Coco- it’s funny that we STILL make these generalizations and some people really believe them
Though I know the above was all in jest
lol@caliente…
“This one is vital because you’re not going to do everything right. And you must tell someone what you like and what you don’t. If they can’t take the instruction, and/or you can’t give it, you’re in for some mundane encounters. … If the person can take the criticism you dish out humbly, they’ll probably be able to correct the things you don’t like that they do in the bed as well ….”
@ Dmoney …i read this like twice and it just sounds …..wrong. instruction? criticism??
This list really had me laughing out loud at work in my quiet office. I’m not sure how I feel about the wind instrument factor, but the others were pleasantly hilarious. The only reason why I would say I don’t jive with #2 is because I can play the trumpet and flute, but I never really focused on it and spent most of my time using my fingers with the acoustic guitar and piano.
However, i’m still laughing.
Morning.
-Dr. J
@V Renee
“LMAO at that pic. I don’t believe you, you need more people!!!!”
Believe it. The face is like that but worse.
@No More
We need to go to the southwest side to see if they are telling the truth or not.
@CBG – How else are you supposed to learn? Somebody has to point out when you’re doing it wrong…
“@ B Money..you test it out by just going for the gusto??? What if you had a clear indicator that he was bad. If a man can’t walk around the corner without being winded..its safe to say he’s probably not gonna rock your world at least longer than 2 mins”
@Comeback I wouldn’t even be attracted to him in that way because I have to physically attracted to you in order to consider sexing you . I guess my attraction is determined by the feeling that I get when I am around someone and I act on it.
The standard so-called indicators (tall, muscular, bow-legged, size 16 shoe etc…) I had to let go a long time ago because they weren’t necessarily true so now I just act on feeling.
And by the way, the winded guy might shock you with his tongue skills…;)
“@CBG – How else are you supposed to learn? Somebody has to point out when you’re doing it wrong…
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@ TaTa…You’re right..intellectually I understand it. But I guess Im thinking that love isn’t like being a fourth grader. Im talking about the right stuff. There are times …rarely..where he is late for something and doesn’t call ahead or when I make him a sandwich and he’s allergic to mayonnaise (sp)…but i don’t take to kindly to a man giving me “instruction” nor do I want to make it my business to give him “criticism”…
The urge to do that (which i have had) means we aren;t a good match. Needs, wishes and the like are sort of anticipated and met..now there are very rare occassions where feathers get ruffled and by all means say what you have to say..but i dunno..maybe thats me.
“but I never really focused on it and spent most of my time using my fingers with the acoustic guitar and piano”
@ Dr. J…acoustic guitar and piano?? let me marinate…
The standard so-called indicators (tall, muscular, bow-legged, size 16 shoe etc…) I had to let go a long time ago because they weren’t necessarily true so now I just act on feeling.
Agrees with B. I don’t really look for ‘indicators’. If I’m attracted…then eventually we’ll see how things go.
“then eventually we’ll see how things go.’
@ Zsa And B..
this post was sort of tongue and cheek..however most people are curious..and the older i get the less i’d like to just “wing it”.
@ No: 2520 chix don’t give the best head. LOL
@Coco: Of course we’re making generalizations here. Everyone does. I can’t count the number of generalizations I’ve heard once we start talking about the bible. So in your comment, “you people” is really “us people.” lol
Maybe criticism and instruction are too harsh words in this context…how about helpful hints and loving nudges? lol
“Needs, wishes and the like are sort of anticipated and met”
Thing is, I cannot get everything by intuition or magic, and I certainly don’t expect him to either. Yes we should both be listening and observing and getting most of our clues that way but in the boudoir I don’t mind a little praise sandwhich (praise, constructive criticism, praise)
I don’t really look for ‘indicators’. If I’m attracted…then eventually we’ll see how things go.
Yep.
@ No: 2520 chix don’t give the best head. LOL
I know, I was just joking. Everyone knows fat girls give the best head
Everyone knows fat girls give the best head
Hmmmmm….. you may have something there. I haven’t heard this, but hmmmm
TaTa…You’re right..intellectually I understand it. But I guess Im thinking that love isn’t like being a fourth grader. Im talking about the right stuff. There are times …rarely..where he is late for something and doesn’t call ahead or when I make him a sandwich and he’s allergic to mayonnaise (sp)…but i don’t take to kindly to a man giving me “instruction” nor do I want to make it my business to give him “criticism”…
The urge to do that (which i have had) means we aren;t a good match. Needs, wishes and the like are sort of anticipated and met..now there are very rare occassions where feathers get ruffled and by all means say what you have to say..but i dunno..maybe thats me.
@Comeback I think Tatica was saying in reference to sex. No one is a mindreader when it comes to pleasing someone so people will ask and give instruction but in a sexy way and not be offensive. Hell no one is a mindreader period and that is why so many relationships turn to sh–t because everyone wants everyone else to be a mindreader instead of stepping to the plate and saying what is on their mind. The issue is what not you say but how you say it. Hell I just ask, “What do you like and what do you want me to do?” That works for me and especially if you are on Skype like I was last night
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@OFF You are too crazy. The girls who give the best head are the ones into pleasing their man without inhibitions.
“helpful hints and loving nudges? lol”
like holly hobbie and shyt..GREAT!!! i see what you’re saying ..but im finding even the pavlov dog thing doesn’t REALLY work. I guess generally i sort of agree..but i guess im just always fascinated with how willingly people will work at a relationship to prove to themeselves and others that they can make it work…when really that wasnt/isnt the relationship for them.
Does the wind instrument test apply to women too? I played the clairnet for 6+ years. I can still play the chromatic scale….WITH my eyes clothes.
“@Comeback I think Tatica was saying in reference to se!x”
If that was Tata’s meaning ..ok but..I didn’t get that from Dmoney.
@No More
We need to go to the southwest side to see if they are telling the truth or not.
Cool. I went down there for Cinco de Mayo, they were out in full force.
“Hmmmmm….. you may have something there. I haven’t heard this, but hmmmm
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@ No and Off..please expand on this …
@Brtis: I agree to an extent, but there are physical characteristics associated with it as well. I mean, if the girl has a mouth dry as the sahara, rough as a New Jersey street corner, and small as a ant’s toenail, she could be as full of zest as a bar of soap and still fail horribly. lol
Maybe criticism and instruction are too harsh words in this context…how about helpful hints and loving nudges? lol .
I think this is where attentiveness comes into play. You should be able to notice which “moves” I react more too. Your body knows what it likes and should respond accordingly.
@Comeback: I dated a “fat” girl for a while and she ranked tops. My boy is a habitual chubby chaser and he swears by the “psychology” aka head-doctorin’.
Everyone knows fat girls give the best head .
OMG this is so funny.
@Comeback
“i see what you’re saying ..but im finding even the pavlov dog thing doesn’t REALLY work”
Really? Is it because your theories trump science?
@ No and Off..please expand on this …
Every guy I know who likes big girls says that they give good head. And in conversations, I have never met a big girl who didnt have a fixation on oral.
So what happens when fat girl goes skinny? Does her expertise remain?
@offdwall
” I dated a “fat” girl for a while and she ranked tops. My boy is a habitual chubby chaser and he swears by the “psychology” aka head-doctorin’.”
What was that like? At my age that seems to be a significant population of the opposite sex.
” have never met a big girl who didnt have a fixation on oral.”
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this one. In his Psychosexual Development model, those who did not get over the oral fixation stage, which occurs in Birth to 18 months, can grow up to be overweight, along with other things. They seek pleasure orally.
@OFF “I mean, if the girl has a mouth dry as the sahara, rough as a New Jersey street corner, and small as a ant’s toenail, she could be as full of zest as a bar of soap and still fail horribly. lol”
I quit you! LOL! Would a girl with those characterictics even get close enough to you for you to find out?
@VRenne “I think this is where attentiveness comes into play. You should be able to notice which “moves” I react more too. Your body knows what it likes and should respond accordingly.”
So true So true
Good afternoon y’all…..
Hey 80’s!!!!!
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this one. In his Psychosexual Development model, those who did not get over the oral fixation stage, which occurs in Birth to 18 months, can grow up to be overweight, along with other things. They seek pleasure orally.
Sweet, one of my half-@ss assumptions panned out! Seems like you recalled that from memory, if so, impressive.
“Sweet, one of my half-@ss assumptions panned out! Seems like you recalled that from memory, if so, impressive.”
Thanks No. Psychology interested the heck out of me.
Hey 80s!
***whispers to No: Especially when we talked about s3x related to psychology. lol***
So what happens when fat girl goes skinny? Does her expertise remain?
Hmm…I’ll have to do some case studies and get back to you.
What was that like? At my age that seems to be a significant population of the opposite sex.
My age too. Maybe its location. Werent we number 1 on that “fattest cities” list a minute ago?
Hey 80’s. How are you dear?
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this one. In his Psychosexual Development model, those who did not get over the oral fixation stage, which occurs in Birth to 18 months, can grow up to be overweight, along with other things. They seek pleasure orally. .
But the oral part can come in all forms – b.js, thumb sucking, nail biting, eating, smoking….basically their life song is “Put it in my Mouth”.
“But the oral part can come in all forms – b.js, thumb sucking, nail biting, eating, smoking….basically their life song is “Put it in my Mouth”.”
Exactly! lol
“***whispers to No: Especially when we talked about s3x related to psychology. lol***”
@ nicki – you crack me up. hey TLC had a show on Sunday night called the Anatomy of Sex…very interesting. you guys would’ve liked it. i had to DVR the Anatomy of Sexual Attraction…it was midnight at that point…i still need to watch it. but the psychology behind sex is quite intriguing.
V…you on punishment.
Gwan take ya self to the kona ——->
Hey 80’s!
What was that like?
@Humble: It was great. She was like Anna Nicole Smith big, not Roseanne Bar big. The only issue is when you go for a ride “downtown”….. it can get a little hard to breathe. lol
@V Renee
I still appreciate when a person is vocal about their needs, wants and wishes, it speaks to an openess in a relationship I can get with.
You don’t have to rude or nagging about it, but I refuse to try and read somebody’s mind.
But I was mostly talking about bedroom antics before
“@ nicki – you crack me up. hey TLC had a show on Sunday night called the Anatomy of Sex…very interesting. you guys would’ve liked it. i had to DVR the Anatomy of Sexual Attraction…it was midnight at that point…i still need to watch it. but the psychology behind sex is quite intriguing.”
@Coco: I meant to watch that and forgot!!!! Seriously, I watch anything having to do with the science of s3x or mental people or killers. Who’da thunk it?
@ Jada – ::pouting:: What did did I do???
Offey is WAY worse.
“The only issue is when you go for a ride “downtown”….. it can get a little hard to breathe. lol”
What kind of fooleywaggery??/
““The only issue is when you go for a ride “downtown”….. it can get a little hard to breathe. lol”
What kind of fooleywaggery??/”
OMG — i have work to do and you guys have me giggling over here.
@ Jada – ::pouting:: What did did I do???
Offey is WAY worse.
Offy was supposed to have his @ss out of here completely!
Y’all a hot mess today!
You got two more minutes. I’m keeping my eye on you and Offy!
What kind of fooleywaggery??
@Nicki: It’s true. Think about it. If a woman’s gut is large, when you are “diving for pearls,” that gut is all up in your nostrils. If you aren’t careful, it’ll mess around and form an airtight seal around your nose like a plastic bag. If that happens, you might as well gon’ ‘head and cancel Christmas. lol
@Nicki: It’s true. Think about it. If a woman’s gut is large, when you are “diving for pearls,” that gut is all up in your nostrils. .
See and I was thinking that it was because maybe the thighs were pressing in and restricting air flow. I didn’t even think it was the gut……..I still don’t see how it’s the gut. Do you have to hold it up or something? Especially if they’re laying down…
looks like off and v renee are a stand-up tag team in here…lol.
@ V
That’s what I was guessing too.
“Nicki: It’s true. Think about it. If a woman’s gut is large, when you are “diving for pearls,” that gut is all up in your nostrils. If you aren’t careful, it’ll mess around and form an airtight seal around your nose like a plastic bag. If that happens, you might as well gon’ ‘head and cancel Christmas. lol”
SCREAMING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR.
U are a nutjob for that. But ti’s funny though
@ Jada- glad to see I wasn’t alone. That one still has me mystified. Im about to go to lunch and ponder that some more. Hopefully by the time I get back, I’m off punishment and offey will explain that one.
Have yaw heard of indeed.com??? it’s a job search engine my home girl just gave me and it looks like a really good one.
“@Comeback: I dated a “fat” girl for a while and she ranked tops. My boy is a habitual chubby chaser and he swears by the “psychology” aka head-doctorin’.”
I want to know what the “psychology” IS EXACTLY…eager to please? does your friend chase chubby girls in the light too? does he take her out to dinner? stuff like that..or is she just reduced to a fetish???
@ V: Yeah…. the gut is actually above the nose, but it cuts off air (and daylight). LOL
The thighs are no issue at all … you just have to, as my boys as I say, “bow her up.” LOL aka knees to elbows
“Think about it. If a woman’s gut is large, when you are “diving for pearls,” that gut is all up in your nostrils.”
Somebody is going to get NAN NO tea today in the treehouse is see.
@Off”Nicki: It’s true. Think about it. If a woman’s gut is large, when you are “diving for pearls,” that gut is all up in your nostrils. If you aren’t careful, it’ll mess around and form an airtight seal around your nose like a plastic bag. If that happens, you might as well gon’ ‘head and cancel Christmas. lol
@VRenee “See and I was thinking that it was because maybe the thighs were pressing in and restricting air flow. I didn’t even think it was the gut……..I still don’t see how it’s the gut. Do you have to hold it up or something? Especially if they’re laying down…”
I LOVE YOU TWO PEOPLE!!!
By the way the rule also applys to BJs. AIn’t nothing more horrifying when you got a stomach pressing into your forehead leaving a mark.
Jada: “So I’m curious…has any perfectly SANE women rocked your worlds?
Of course. I only had one asylum escapee.
Offdwall: “When it comes to Latin women, I’m 0 for 2. All that “caliente” and “aye papi” crap refers to nothing but their food.”
No More: “Well I am zero for zero, for any non-black woman, so all donations to No More’s “Rainbow Coalition” will be welcome.”
So amongst the YoYos, the Latin women are 1-3. No More, maybe the women on the southwest side of Detroit can improve their record. We await the results.
No More: “Damn you people. Next you’re gonna tell me 2520 chix don’t give the best head.”
Can’t verify that one. I’m down with the sistas, but a couple of Hispanic girls snuck in the back door.
@ Jada- glad to see I wasn’t alone. That one still has me mystified. Im about to go to lunch and ponder that some more. Hopefully by the time I get back, I’m off punishment and offey will explain that one.
Off is right…thats all Imma say about that
“By the way the rule also applys to BJs. AIn’t nothing more horrifying when you got a stomach pressing into your forehead leaving a mark.”
LMAO. NOT leaving a mark. EW
No More: “I know, I was just joking. Everyone knows fat girls give the best head”
Not in my experience. Maybe I need a larger test sample and give more big girls a chance.
Offdwall: “@Nicki: It’s true. Think about it. If a woman’s gut is large, when you are “diving for pearls,” that gut is all up in your nostrils. If you aren’t careful, it’ll mess around and form an airtight seal around your nose like a plastic bag. If that happens, you might as well gon’ ‘head and cancel Christmas. lol”
I am lying on the floor with X’s in my eyes like a cartoon.
***anxiously awaiting the “fat girl psychology”***
I want to know what the “psychology” IS EXACTLY…eager to please? does your friend chase chubby girls in the light too? does he take her out to dinner? stuff like that..or is she just reduced to a fetish???
The psychology is the FEEL and the ZEAL. Both are required.
My friend is an unabashed lover of portly women. He always has one on his arm, whether it be at dinner, concerts, whatever. He knows what he likes and isn’t ashamed. Nor should he be. When I dated an overweight girl, I was proud to have her on my arm. The only girls I ever hid were the dumb ones.
“I am lying on the floor with X’s in my eyes like a cartoon”
LMAO! Ahhh, when cartoons were good.
“The only girls I ever hid were the dumb ones.”
LOL…good job.
@Comeback: I could get more detailed on the “FEEL” part, but I want to keept your blog PG-13. LOL
“The psychology is the FEEL and the ZEAL”
????
I agree with Co..great save Offey..but im still lost on the “feel and zeal”!!! but i’ll letyou ahve that.
Hello Beloveds…hope all is well I miss every single one of you.. xoxoxox
Just stopped by to say hey.
Im lost in translation where this post is concerned..lol
I knew a jazz sax player who was horrible at things u use your lips for…
however there was a photographer who was all that!!
“I knew a jazz sax player who was horrible at things u use your lips for…”
LMAO.
Hey Akua!
so i’m sitting here thinking about this post.
so i’ve never had sex.
i don’t plan on having sex til after i’m married.
i’m not worried about out whether or not he’ll suck (as in do it badly…lol.).
how sure/true are these generalizations statistically?
can i a bad lover be taught? (who knows how good i’ll be in the beginning).
really…the only thing i’d want the guy to tell me is if he’s got a button mushroom for a penis…i heard there was a woman on oprah who didn’t find that out until their wedding night. to me, that’s rude and really lying because that’s a deformity that i should know about. like, if i had a masectomy, i would tell the guy. i wouldn’t let him find out i had no boobs until the wedding night. so that’s the only thing i’m nervous about…lol.
“how sure/true are these generalizations statistically?”
@Coco: I think they are all in good fun… U never know until you know…and plus what sucks to one person (i.e getting jack hammered), another girl will love.
@Coco: You see, this is where you have an advantage, in my opinion. By having never had s3x, the only way you will know how to please a man is the way your husband teaches you. I think that is invaluable.. you bring no baggage to the bedroom and all you’ll know how to do is what makes him happy. That’s like gold, frankincense, and myrrh. LOL
“really…the only thing i’d want the guy to tell me is if he’s got a button mushroom for a penis…i heard there was a woman on oprah who didn’t find that out until their wedding night. to me, that’s rude and really lying because that’s a deformity that i should know about. like, if i had a masectomy, i would tell the guy. i wouldn’t let him find out i had no boobs until the wedding night. so that’s the only thing i’m nervous about…lol.”
I shouldn’t have laughed but I couldn’t help it and now I cannot stop.
I would divorce him. Love does NOT conquer all.
“I think they are all in good fun… U never know until you know…and plus what sucks to one person (i.e getting jack hammered), another girl will love.”
i know. don’t worry…i’m not sitting here biting my nails in a nervous, fearful frenzy…lol. but just wondering…generalizations after all, are true to a certain extent…lol.
but i do know what i am and am not attracted to…so i don’t depend on generalizations to be an absolute indicator.
“I would divorce him. Love does NOT conquer all.”
@ nic — i told my sister i would be PISSED! that could possibly be grounds for annulment. my sister disagreed…as she said there are other ways to achieve pleasure and she would be ok to work with him. i, on the otherhand, am not so confident in that theory.
how sure/true are these generalizations statistically?
No one knows, cuz they would all be relative to the individuals experiences.
can i a bad lover be taught? (who knows how good i’ll be in the beginning).
Of course, anyone can be taught anything if they are willing to learn.
By having never had s3x, the only way you will know how to please a man is the way your husband teaches you. I think that is invaluable.
I agree.
I am completely spent. Can’t even muster the strength to reply to this email. Y’all have killed me 100 times over.
Bwahahaha!
“but i do know what i am and am not attracted to…so i don’t depend on generalizations to be an absolute indicator.”
Good deal!
“as she said there are other ways to achieve pleasure and she would be ok to work with him. i, on the otherhand, am not so confident in that theory.”
There is, but who honestly wants oral ALL DAY LONG?
There is, but who honestly wants oral ALL DAY LONG?
Me, as long as it doesnt interfere with me eating, playing video games and watching the NBA playoffs
@ Nick…Okay!
I much prefer the regular get down.
Me, as long as it doesnt interfere with me eating, playing video games and watching the NBA playoffs
Now you in time out!
LOL!
@Coco
can i a bad lover be taught? (who knows how good i’ll be in the beginning).
In my experience, no. It’s about chemistry and for me se!xual chemistry is there or is not. I have had se!xual chemistry with people I didn’t love that much (one I barely liked), and no se!xual chemistry with someone I was in a relationship with for a long period of time (I believed the good-on-paper theory)… So from my tiny experience, I rather have “it” out of the box. Then we can customize and make it work for us… Starting from scratch is just too demanding and can end up in a big flop.
To tag along with Off, you’ve a great advantage as you don’t have any other element of comparison… You’ll know only one way of doing it and that’s an advantage… which I tend to believe is one of the reasons why most religions insist on no s!ex before marriage, a multitude of choices can breed unhappiness… i.e ignorance is really bliss sometimes.
@offdwall
“It was great. She was like Anna Nicole Smith big, not Roseanne Bar big. The only issue is when you go for a ride “downtown”….. it can get a little hard to breathe. lol”
I have encountered this a few times. The women were thick e.g Serena Williams. It wasn’t that bad though. It was moreso the thighs in my situation.
By the way, I thought in this context “psychology” meant “head-doctoring” aka “bj.s”? Or is my mind in the gutter?
@ no well we all know that guys prefer that!
@Humble
The women were thick e.g Serena Williams.
I thought Serena’s stomach was flat?
“Me, as long as it doesnt interfere with me eating, playing video games and watching the NBA playoffs”
@No: But would you pick oral over chex?
Jada, orals good and all but it lacks the intimacy I think
@Lovely
“(I believed the good-on-paper theory)”
I had to punt this theory 300 yards. Good stats don’t make a good woman.
@Coco
@ no well we all know that guys prefer that!
I am one of the females who actually can have a ratio of oral vs intercourse of about 70% to 30%…
Nicki: “I think they are all in good fun… U never know until you know…and plus what sucks to one person (i.e getting jack hammered), another girl will love.”
Nicki is still traumatized over what Jack Hammer did to her.
No More: “There is, but who honestly wants oral ALL DAY LONG?
Me, as long as it doesnt interfere with me eating, playing video games and watching the NBA playoffs”
All day?
@ no well we all know that guys prefer that!
I know quite a few people who prefer intercourse. I may be in the minority actually. There are times when I want one more than the other.
” I think that is invaluable.. you bring no baggage to the bedroom and all you’ll know how to do is what makes him happy. That’s like gold, frankincense, and myrrh. LOL”
@ Co/Offie..I agree..this counts for “reborn” virgins too..like myself. LOL
:”“psychology” meant “head-doctoring” aka “bj.s”? Or is my mind in the gutter?”
@ L Boogie-Break-It-Down-One-Time…
I thought it was more double entendre-ish..
“By the way, I thought in this context “psychology” meant “head-doctoring” aka “bj.s”? Or is my mind in the gutter?”
@LP: Your mind isn’t in the gutter..that is one of the ways they satisfy the oral fixation.
“Hello Beloveds…hope all is well I miss every single one of you.. xoxoxox
Just stopped by to say hey.
Im lost in translation where this post is concerned..lol
I knew a jazz sax player who was horrible at things u use your lips for…
however there was a photographer who was all that!!
”
@ Akua..how is the book going?
Jada, orals good and all but it lacks the intimacy I think
I’ve never been particularly impressed with oral. I like giving better than recieving…so for me…next. I love the feel of a rock hard, solid….well you get the picture.
hi 80s….too
@Humble,
I had to punt this theory 300 yards. Good stats don’t make a good woman.
Yup, I had to shelve the theory as well. Then again, he was a good man… We just didn’t vibe like that… I tried, but it wasn’t working… So yeah stats are good up until they are not. Lol!
p.s: Mik, No and Humble, I’ll be in Michigan the week-end of 6/13… If y’all want to do a happy hour or something, let me know! Should be fun.
Coco: “can i a bad lover be taught? (who knows how good i’ll be in the beginning).”
It’s the same as anything, you have the potential to be taught. Some people are quick learners, some things are just over people’s head. Anyone can learn to drive. Not everyone can learn to be a physicist.
@No: But would you pick oral over chex?
It really depends.
@Hugh: All day?
No, but I took that to be a gross exaggeration…what women alive could give you head all day?
Whay up Akua!?
“Nicki is still traumatized over what Jack Hammer did to her.”
***shakes and shudders ***
@Lovely: You’re right… psychology is BJ. LOL
@ Humble, Lovely: Serena is thick in the thighs and rear, with a flat stomach. The girl I talked was thick in thighs, rear, breast, triceps, stomach, lips, eyelids, ankles, etc. LOL But again, like Anna Nicole/Kirstie Alley big (at their biggest).
@Comeback: Ummm no. You have ridden a bike my dear blogger…. and you shan’t soon forget. So “reborns” get no pass. LOL
Jada: “I’ve never been particularly impressed with oral. I like giving better than recieving…so for me…next. I love the feel of a rock hard, solid….well you get the picture.”
Bless you, my child!
@ Co/Offie..I agree..this counts for “reborn” virgins too..like myself. LOL
Whats a reborn virgin? Is that some weird magic trick like a “former homosexual”?
I am dead @ Offdwall’s euphemisms..
“you have ridden a bike my dear blogger”?
I am murked!
@No,
Not the former homosexual!!!
“@Comeback: Ummm no. You have ridden a bike my dear blogger…. and you shan’t soon forget. So “reborns” get no pass. LOL
”
@ No & Offie..i have named it and thus already claimed it.
“I’ve never been particularly impressed with oral. I like giving better than recieving…so for me…next. I love the feel of a rock hard, solid….well you get the picture.”
High five Jada…
**fans self and rocks back and forth vigorously**
@ No & Offie..i have named it and thus already claimed it.
You late son!
http://www.rebornvirgin.com/meetcat.html
i have named it and thus already claimed it.
@Comeback: What’s you name it? Cherry? Virginia? LOL kidding…
Uh huh… well when you fall victim to the penal system again, and get that familar jerk in your hips, I want you to “claim” that you don’t know what to do next. LOL If you want the reborn virginity, then you have to take the ignorance that comes with it.
“I want you to “claim” that you don’t know what to do next. LOL If you want the reborn virginity, then you have to take the ignorance that comes with it.”
LMAO. I promise, you guys need a video camera in the Treehouse. This would be a great tv show
Victim of the penal system?
Offy, I may have to join the gang and quit you right now. I just can’t take it.
“I want you to “claim” that you don’t know what to do next. LOL If you want the reborn virginity, then you have to take the ignorance that comes with it.”
Basically. How you gonna be a reborn virgin then make a big post about how you can tell if which dudes can beat it up right
“Basically. How you gonna be a reborn virgin then make a big post about how you can tell if which dudes can beat it up right
”
Because when im ready to be “de-un-re flowered” i need to know whats what.
LOL @ “de-un-re flowered”
I wish a woman would come at me on some reborn virgin stuff. Lets see how she likes being a reborn virgin when its finally time to do it and I get my reborn virgin on by sticking the tip in five times, busting off early and going to sleep.
@ NoMo
I thought I put you in time out?
@ Hugh but a couple of Hispanic girls snuck in the back door. .
You know what, I’m not going to even touch that one. It’s too easy…..
@ LP In my experience, no. It’s about chemistry and for me se!xual chemistry is there or is not. I have had se!xual chemistry with people I didn’t love that much (one I barely liked), and no se!xual chemistry with someone I was in a relationship with for a long period of time (I believed the good-on-paper theory) .
I soooooo agree with this!
@ Jada I’ve never been particularly impressed with oral. I like giving better than recieving…so for me…next. I love the feel of a rock hard, solid….well you get the picture. .
And I was put on punishment?????? How does that work. But I soooo agree with you. Something about giving it is sooooo secksy!
As for oral -v- penetration, Ima go wtih both. 50/50 is how I would like mine. I think it should go like this: bj, oral, peen, oral, bj peen, oral, peen. In one session.
No, but I took that to be a gross exaggeration…what women alive could give you head all day? .
I believe she goes by Karrine “nosebleed” Steffans.
No More: ” wish a woman would come at me on some reborn virgin stuff. Lets see how she likes being a reborn virgin when its finally time to do it and I get my reborn virgin on by sticking the tip in five times, busting off early and going to sleep.”
THAT is hilarious!
V Renee: ” Hugh but a couple of Hispanic girls snuck in the back door. .
You know what, I’m not going to even touch that one. It’s too easy…..”
I will now light myself on fire. I didn’t even catch that.
“@ Hugh but a couple of Hispanic girls snuck in the back door. .
You know what, I’m not going to even touch that one. It’s too easy…..
Haaaa!
@ LP In my experience, no. It’s about chemistry and for me se!xual chemistry is there or is not. I have had se!xual chemistry with people I didn’t love that much (one I barely liked), and no se!xual chemistry with someone I was in a relationship with for a long period of time (I believed the good-on-paper theory) .
Gotta agree with LP and V.
well when you fall victim to the penal system again, and get that familar jerk in your hips, I want you to “claim” that you don’t know what to do next. LOL If you want the reborn virginity, then you have to take the ignorance that comes with it .
Even if you mentally claim to be a born again, the body never lies. Like offey said, it’s like riding a bike. All of a sudden it comes right back to you.
I wish a woman would come at me on some reborn virgin stuff. Lets see how she likes being a reborn virgin when its finally time to do it and I get my reborn virgin on by sticking the tip in five times, busting off early and going to sleep. .
Man down!!
[i]@Jada: I thought I put you in time out?[/i]
Hey, time out only last ten minutes at most.
@VRenee: I believe she goes by Karrine “nosebleed” Steffans.
I stand corrected.
I don’t know NoMo….that was a double infraction there.
*Keeps eye on NoMo, V, and Offy.*
@V,
I see you’ve had your vitamins today! And I want to believe some of it was a good dose of Vitamin P, wasn’t it?
To the Yo-Yo’s – how do you feel about toys in the bedroom? Are they allowed? Do you feel threatened by them? Have you ever used one, liked it, and ended up getting your own rabbit, but would never admit it (well except for in the treehouse)?
@Lovely: p.s: Mik, No and Humble, I’ll be in Michigan the week-end of 6/13… If y’all want to do a happy hour or something, let me know! Should be fun.
Forgot to reply to this earlier…Im cool with whatever, just keep me posted.
email tsl160@gmail.com
@Off “@Coco: You see, this is where you have an advantage, in my opinion. By having never had s3x, the only way you will know how to please a man is the way your husband teaches you. I think that is invaluable.. you bring no baggage to the bedroom and all you’ll know how to do is what makes him happy. That’s like gold, frankincense, and myrrh. LOL”
Not knocking your response because it was but I had an old 2520 tell me on a job that she didn’t know that she had been having bad se!x for 25 years until she married her second husband.
@ LP – Actually I like the multi vitamins with P, O, D, BJ…..really every letter of the alphabet is in there
“Lets see how she likes being a reborn virgin when its finally time to do it and I get my reborn virgin on by sticking the tip in five times, busting off early and going to sleep.”
this sounds like some type of weird se!xual frustration..
Not knocking your response because it was but I had an old 2520 tell me on a job that she didn’t know that she had been having bad se!x for 25 years until she married her second husband. .
This is funny. I feel like you should still know. I think I knew the first time around it wasn’t that great, because I had discovered self love at an early age and I was like this doesn’t feel half as good as when I do it. It should be somewhat comparable.
To the Yo-Yo’s – how do you feel about toys in the bedroom? Are they allowed? Do you feel threatened by them? Have you ever used one, liked it, and ended up getting your own rabbit, but would never admit it (well except for in the treehouse)?
*disclaimer: I am assuming you mean women using toys on themselves, so I will respond with that assumption in mind. You would think that I wouldnt have to use that disclaimer but recently I have been hearing about some bi*chas*ness regarding women using some of their toys on men and that IS NOT going down…thanks for your concern*
If it helps you get yours, I’m with it. I don’t feel threatened, and I applaud women who use them because they usually know their own body and its easier for me to know what you like when you know what you like. Seems like it can create some interesting opportunities when used with fresh ideas. Presently, I have never used one.
@sunny..xoxo
@comeback: the book is the book..never knew it was this hard to make it happen. Im frustrated but I will not complain when Im being blessed.
“You would think that I wouldnt have to use that disclaimer but recently I have been hearing about some bi*chas*ness regarding women using some of their toys on men and that IS NOT going down…thanks for your concern*”
what about if it was a toy designed FOR a man…like a scr!otum tickler or something..(i made that up..but im sure they exist.)
Or nipple clamps?
CBeezy: what about if it was a toy designed FOR a man…like a scrotum tickler or something..(i made that up..but im sure they exist.)
Thats the bi*chas*ness im talmbout…Im good with using my good ol reliable mr wee-wee, thanks
Matter of fact wouldnt you feel strange if your man asks you to “tickle” his scrotum using anything else but your mouth?
“Girl reach in that drawer and pull out my scrotum tickler” WTF
the silence/delayed response=intrigue/openess.
V Renee: “To the Yo-Yo’s – how do you feel about toys in the bedroom? Are they allowed? Do you feel threatened by them? Have you ever used one, liked it, and ended up getting your own rabbit, but would never admit it (well except for in the treehouse)?”
*see No More’s disclaimer
I pretty much cosign No More’s comments. They are allowed, and I am most certainly not threatened by some vibrating magic wand.
Scrotum tickler?
Or nipple clamps?
ROFL…I like a lil pain, but not like that
“the silence/delayed response=intrigue/openess.”
HAAA! true
“Scrotum tickler?
”
Intrigue is the first sign …
As for oral -v- penetration, Ima go wtih both. 50/50 is how I would like mine. I think it should go like this: bj, oral, peen, oral, bj peen, oral, peen. In one session.
@V: Wow. I think I love you. LOL
To the Yo-Yo’s – how do you feel about toys in the bedroom? Are they allowed? Do you feel threatened by them? Have you ever used one, liked it, and ended up getting your own rabbit, but would never admit it (well except for in the treehouse)?
@V: I don’t mind them, but (and this may surprise some of you) I have never had a woman who was willing. These chicks be trying to cage this bird, but I still be singin’. LOL Here’s the only rule I have with toys: penetration is a two-way street on the Feminine Thighway. There will be none of it on Male Azzenue.
Matter of fact wouldnt you feel strange if your man asks you to “tickle” his scrotum using anything else but your mouth?
“Girl reach in that drawer and pull out my scrotum tickler” WTF
ROTFLMAO!! Man you almost made me choke on this ice!! Whoo!
the silence/delayed response=intrigue/openess.
No intigue in my response, damn give a ni&&a some time to type
intrigue to that =openness to gayness
Jada: “Or nipple clamps?”
How silly would I look with some glorified clothespins pinching my nipples? Do they have tassles that sway back and forth while I’m doing the deed?
I may be old fashion, but all I need is a good mouth and a some good c00ch. You youngins.
LOL! Who you calling a younging Jazzy? I’m 28 thank you verrry much!
BTW…I used to use them on my ex. He seemed to enjoy them.
“He seemed to enjoy them.”
As most men prolly would…dudes don’t tell the truth about that stuff in public. All the treehouse dudes want to be prototypes saying no to healthy se!xual experimentation before they even hear it all the way out.
BTW…I used to use them on my ex. He seemed to enjoy them.
He liked for you to clamp his nipples? I mean, I aint one to knock the next mans thing, but umm…
I need yaw to go over to SSSO and congratulate one of your treehouse brethren. someone is engaged. **** my big mouth**** lol
So no chick has ever pulled a toy out, used it and you happened to feel the vibrations and didn’t like it?? What about vibrating c0ck rings?
@V: I don’t mind them, but (and this may surprise some of you) I have never had a woman who was willing. These chicks be trying to cage this bird, but I still be singin’. LOL Here’s the only rule I have with toys: penetration is a two-way street on the Feminine Thighway. There will be none of it on Male Azzenue..
Okay Im dying laughing at the singing part, but slightly confused about the 2 way street.
As most men prolly would
Maybe them f@g on ice dudes you know, I dont think none of the men here are trying to get nipped up and clamped quick
@ CBG
There does seem to a bit of hesitation for experimentation on the YoYo’s part. They want us to do all the work.
But the ex liked to have the nipples pinched and gently bitten…so I decided to try the clamps…and yup he liked it.
All the treehouse dudes want to be prototypes saying no to healthy se!xual experimentation before they even hear it all the way out.
That’s not true at all. I’d be willing to play, but just haven’t been with a woman who followed through on her supposed willingness too. I just said that above in my comment.
You can keep the clamp, but I’m for a nice nut hummer or two (assuming they exist). LOL
@ CBG- I wonder if there is a scrotum tickler out there.
Google just answered it for me…
http://www.thediscountsextoys.com/Toys_Info/For_Men_Info/Sex_toys_for_men.htm
OMG and I’m weak because they have an “extender” for men..BWHAHAHAHAHA. Im sending these as anonymous Xmas gifts this year.
but slightly confused about the 2 way street.
@V: She can penetrated in any hole she likes, but as for me, the only thing she can stick in me is a fork once I’m done.
(that’s an idiomatic expression, so don’t go there with the “hmmms.” LOL No E.Lynn in this piece!)
I think Im in moderation because of the link I posted
@ offey – gotcha!!
You can keep the clamp, but I’m for a nice nut hummer or two
LOL @ “nut hummer”
I need yaw to go over to SSSO and congratulate one of your treehouse brethren. someone is engaged. **** my big mouth**** lol
Thanks for the reminder, I thought I saw I was trippin when I saw that on FB.
Vroom is out of mod!
is that a workplace friendly site?
@V Renee
“To the Yo-Yo’s – how do you feel about toys in the bedroom? Are they allowed? Do you feel threatened by them? Have you ever used one, liked it, and ended up getting your own rabbit, but would never admit it (well except for in the treehouse)?”
I don’t care as long as the toys are for her.
Jada: “LOL! Who you calling a younging Jazzy? I’m 28 thank you verrry much!
BTW…I used to use them on my ex. He seemed to enjoy them.”
So he likes his areolas bruised. Good for him.
If a woman wants to kiss my chest, that’s cool. When she pulls out pliers and sh!t like that, I’m gonna have to pass.
“He liked for you to clamp his nipples? I mean, I aint one to knock the next mans thing, but umm…
”
@ No..mr. im not judgemental..thats basically what you are implying.
“Thanks for the reminder, I thought I saw I was trippin when I saw that on FB.”
@No: I didn’t see it on FB!
@ CBG – is that a workplace friendly site? .
It doesn’t have any inappropiate pics. Matter of fact there aren’t any kind of pictures. It’s just text and if my job let me get to it, I think it’s work friendly.
I go away to lunch and the Treehouse is rocking today…..
@Nicki “There is, but who honestly wants oral ALL DAY LONG?”
(Waving huge sign, shooting off flares) ME!!!!!!
@Jada “I’ve never been particularly impressed with oral. I like giving better than recieving…so for me…next. I love the feel of a rock hard, solid….well you get the picture”
You haven’t met the right guy yet.:) I like giving too especially when they squeal like a girl
@NO “Whats a reborn virgin? Is that some weird magic trick like a “former homosexual”?”
I need an IV stat!
“Basically. How you gonna be a reborn virgin then make a big post about how you can tell if which dudes can beat it up right”
Good point. Once it is gone it is gone.
@V “As for oral -v- penetration, Ima go wtih both. 50/50 is how I would like mine. I think it should go like this: bj, oral, peen, oral, bj peen, oral, peen. In one session”
Bless u my child!
I don’t care as long as the toys are for her.
Ya Killing Me Smalls
When she pulls out pliers and sh!t like that, I’m gonna have to pass.
LOL. You ain’t right!
So the general consensus from the men is cool as long as it’s for the woman? You guys are no fun.
V Renee, I am NOT clicking that link. I learned from Nicki to wait until people are discussing where the link goes to first before determining if I’m going to click the link or not.
Like earlier this week when she provided a link to Maxwell’s a$$, or something like that.
@ No..mr. im not judgemental..thats basically what you are implying.
OK cool, thats not nice on my part, so then he’s just a dude that likes his nipples clamped. Thats all. I wont judge.
However, I find it odd that red flags go off when a guy likes fashion, or some other “not-so-masculine” topic, but you can clamp up someones nipples and not have a tingle of the spider-sense. Amazing.
You haven’t met the right guy yet.:) I like giving too especially when they squeal like a girl
@ B…I honestly figured that’s what the issue is. I just haven’t met the guy that knows what he’s doing down there. Cause most times I like…you can get up now.
So the general consensus from the men is cool as long as it’s for the woman? You guys are no fun. .
I think they’re so scared that it’s “g.a.y”, they don’t even want to try it out. I let the bf feel some good vibrations and he liked it. He probably wouldn’t admit it to anyone else though. Pu$$ies!
“@Nicki “There is, but who honestly wants oral ALL DAY LONG?”
(Waving huge sign, shooting off flares) ME!!!!!!”
@B: lmao. U wouldn’t try to jab it in at all?
Jada: “So the general consensus from the men is cool as long as it’s for the woman? You guys are no fun.”
If she has some Voltron lions or the old Megatron gun, that’s cool.
“Like earlier this week when she provided a link to Maxwell’s a$$, or something like that.”
Dang Hugh, I been putting NSF Yo yo on it.
@ No
As much as I hate defending him now, I can 100% guarantee you that he was not gay. He just had sensitive nipples and any kind of stimulation in that area got him hot. Something I figured out. He was hesitant about the clamps at first but I convinced him to at least let me try them. Thus the discovery that they produced the same type of stimulation that I did when I did it myself.
Why are you all so afraid to try new things. Now I could see if I wanted to stick my finger or a vibratoe in his poom poom.
Nicki: “Dang Hugh, I been putting NSF Yo yo on it.”
I still love you and all, I’m just not clicking your links.
I think they’re so scared that it’s “g.a.y”, they don’t even want to try it out. I let the bf feel some good vibrations and he liked it. He probably wouldn’t admit it to anyone else though. Pu$$ies!
Unbelievable…so when a man turns down some pu$$y, hes gay, when he has more shoes than you, hes gay, when he goes to get his nails and feet managed, hes gay…when he asks you to clamp his nipples and get to vibrating his balls with a toy hes not even close to being gay at all. WOW
(not saying thats what you think V but I’ve heard this sentiment from most of these women here)
“I still love you and all, I’m just not clicking your links.”
U missin out on some hilarity
““Like earlier this week when she provided a link to Maxwell’s a$$, or something like that.””
Maxwell’s azz…when did you do that…do you still have the pic..i just want to see if the spam catches it..you know..regression testing of the blog and what nots.
If she has some Voltron lions or the old Megatron gun, that’s cool.
@Hugh: *slow singing and flower bringing*
@Jada, V: Hey, I said I was with it. So tell me what toys YA’LL have used on YOUR man so I can take some recommendations to the Lady.
(except the n!pple thingies…. my name ain’t Jed, and I don’t like no clamp(et)s)
It was Lenny Kravitz booty! And what a mighty fine booty it was!
“to get his nails and feet managed, ”
and when he says nails and feet MANAGED…he’s gay. !!! without a doubt.
“when he asks you to clamp his nipples and get to vibrating his balls with a toy hes not even close to being gay at all. WOW”
I cannot take you. LMAO.
If she has some Voltron lions or the old Megatron gun, that’s cool.
Right. Why cant it be some cool stuff.
Why are you all so afraid to try new things. Now I could see if I wanted to stick my finger or a vibratoe in his poom poom.
Im not saying he was gay, I dont know him & CB said that was judging. All im saying is that the gaydar is really out of wack with yall.
@Jada, V: Hey, I said I was with it. So tell me what toys YA’LL have used on YOUR man so I can take some recommendations to the Lady.
(except the n!pple thingies…. my name ain’t Jed, and I don’t like no clamp(et)s)
LOL. Y’all some punks! I’ve played with the dice, handcuffs. Dang it’s been so long I can’t remember the other stuff.
when he asks you to clamp his nipples and get to vibrating his balls with a toy hes not even close to being gay at all. WOW .
But these are feel good simulations!!!!! There’s a difference between wear your woman’s skinny jeans and getting your balls tickled. And besides they have “toys” JUST FOR MEN. What’s a chick going to do with a vibrating c.o.c.k ring. She can’t do anything with it but give it to you.
“There’s a difference between wear your woman’s skinny jeans and getting your balls tickled. ”
i just quit my blog
good nite.
@VRenee “because I had discovered self love at an early age and I was like this doesn’t feel half as good as when I do it. It should be somewhat comparable.”
That is when y
ou know it is BAD..D–N!!
IMHO guys like the bullet on the scrotum while getting a BJ
@Hugh “So he likes his areolas bruised. Good for him.”
LOL!!!
I cannot take you. LMAO.
Im saying, Nicki I feel like this is the twilight zone over here.
So none of the ladies thinks it would be odd if your man said, “hey, why don’t you shove that butt plug up my a$$, that gets me all tingly inside!”?
Jada: “It was Lenny Kravitz booty! And what a mighty fine booty it was!”
What’s the difference? I don’t want to see either one.
@Jada
“So the general consensus from the men is cool as long as it’s for the woman? You guys are no fun.”
That’s right. There will be no toys used on me at all. Women+toys+curiosity+exploration=Bad situation.
@V Renee
“I think they’re so scared that it’s “g.a.y”, they don’t even want to try it out. I let the bf feel some good vibrations and he liked it. He probably wouldn’t admit it to anyone else though. Pu$$ies!”
This can be taken a few ways.
@Hugh Jazz
“If she has some Voltron lions or the old Megatron gun, that’s cool”
I agree. If she has those or a few remote control cars or G.I. Joe’s i’m good.
@ Jazzy
Any playing in a man’s @sshole area is SUSPECT. But other things no. Just experiementation and trying new things.
What’s a chick going to do with a vibrating c.o.c.k ring. She can’t do anything with it but give it to you.
@V: Nah, she could sing into it and make that funny noise like on your grandmama’s box fan. LOL And if she put on a french maid outfit, I could pretend like I’m hittin’ Rosie from the Jetsons.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/SZ2Ou2TY2EI/AAAAAAAACto/gnwxnIfBlIw/s320/Irona.jpg
So y’all only down with it if I bring some Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers to bed? SMDH! Y’all got to do better!
@V: Nah, she could sing into it and make that funny noise like on your grandmama’s box fan. LOL And if she put on a french maid outfit, I could pretend like I’m hittin’ Rosie from the Jetsons.
Lord somebody lay some hands on me! LOL!
@V Renee,
I think they’re so scared that it’s “g.a.y”, they don’t even want to try it out. I let the bf feel some good vibrations and he liked it. He probably wouldn’t admit it to anyone else though. Pu$$ies!
You are killing me today! And why is that so true? They’ll never admit this ish in public… Hmmph!
“@Jada, V: Hey, I said I was with it. So tell me what toys YA’LL have used on YOUR man so I can take some recommendations to the Lady.”
@off, I haven’t used it by my cousin recommended I use my bullet on his numchucks while sicking his duck.
““Girl reach in that drawer and pull out my scrotum tickler” WTF”
@ no … long lunch…lol. but i’m back and i’m telling you…this had me laughing out loud. hilar!
Any playing in a man’s @sshole area is SUSPECT. But other things no. Just experiementation and trying new things.
Well it aint far from one to the other. So when yall trying new stuff, and he asks for you to move it lower and lower, whatcha gonna do? Stop? You started it!
Nah, she could sing into it and make that funny noise like on your grandmama’s box fan.
ROFL
“@V: Nah, she could sing into it and make that funny noise like on your grandmama’s box fan.”
I’m seriously doubled over on my desk bc I can remember doing that and it has no place in a s3xy event.
@Jada
“LOL. Y’all some punks! I’ve played with the dice, handcuffs. Dang it’s been so long I can’t remember the other stuff.”
Can’t do the handcuffs. Not happening.
@V Renee
“But these are feel good simulations!!!!! There’s a difference between wear your woman’s skinny jeans and getting your balls tickled. And besides they have “toys” JUST FOR MEN. What’s a chick going to do with a vibrating c.o.c.k ring. She can’t do anything with it but give it to you.”
TF? What kind of dude like his balls tickled?
@Hugh “So none of the ladies thinks it would be odd if your man said, “hey, why don’t you shove that butt plug up my a$$, that gets me all tingly inside!”?”
It would be odd because that ain’t the normalstuff coming out of brothas mouths but the 2520s….hmmmm…been there done that
@Comeback “Maxwell’s azz…when did you do that…do you still have the pic..i just want to see if the spam catches it..you know..regression testing of the blog and what nots.”
You are too crazy!!!!
@Nicki “@B: lmao. U wouldn’t try to jab it in at all?”
Eventually but I’m not a “g-spot” girl but a c!it orgasm type of girl….
@Jada Dice? Please explain……
@ No.
Not all experimentation needs to even be in ‘that’ region. But the nuts and the @sshole are two different areas.
“Eventually but I’m not a “g-spot” girl but a c!it orgasm type of girl….”
@B: Me too girl… but I always try to jab it in.. I get impatient. lol
Jada: “So y’all only down with it if I bring some Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers to bed? SMDH! Y’all got to do better!”
NO! POWER RANGERS SUCK! I think I’d rather have the nipple clamps so I can see them turn blue.
Ok, we need to come to terms with the fact that “being gay” means being attracted to the SAME sex as you, not liking anal s!ex… Those are two different things…
TF? What kind of dude like his balls tickled?
Exactly…. we ain’t Elmo.
Can’t do the handcuffs. Not happening.
Why not Hummy?
@Jada Dice? Please explain
@ B
One dice had things like lick, suck, grab
and the other had vajayjay, peentis, chest, etc.
Roll them together and whatever result you get is what you have to do.
Jada: “So y’all only down with it if I bring some Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers to bed? SMDH! Y’all got to do better!”
NO! POWER RANGERS SUCK! I think I’d rather have the nipple clamps so I can see them turn blue.
Jazzy…I’m clamping yo @ss right after I climb you!
@Nicki Please go read some Bible verses because you are cracking me up!!!!
@ No “Well it aint far from one to the other. So when yall trying new stuff, and he asks for you to move it lower and lower, whatcha gonna do? Stop? You started it!”
I was just asked via text 20 minutes ago would I be willing to receive and give a rim job by a very manly brotha.
@Humble
What kind of dude like his balls tickled?
What kind of dude doesn’t????? What kinda boring, lame a$$ chex are y’all been having?
Not all experimentation needs to even be in ‘that’ region. But the nuts and the @sshole are two different areas.
I guess I’m asking for a frame of reference here because all of these things can run together. V said that these are just “feel good sensations”, but I hear getting your salad tossed is a feel good sensation, are you going there? Some men dont think having a woman screw them with a strap on is gay because its a woman doing it and not a man. So if you met a guy who wanted you to do that, would you?
@Bgrits
“It would be odd because that ain’t the normalstuff coming out of brothas mouths but the 2520s….hmmmm…been there done that”
Have you sodomized some 2520s?
I was just asked via text 20 minutes ago would I be willing to receive and give a rim job by a very manly brotha.
Damn I just asked that question in a post above.
“@Nicki Please go read some Bible verses because you are cracking me up!!!!”
@B: I know girl.. I’m getting ig’nant today. Let me go sit in some ice. lol
TF? What kind of dude like his balls tickled? .
Who doesn’t??? You must not have had yours tickled then.
but I hear getting your salad tossed is a feel good sensation, are you going there? Some men dont think having a woman screw them with a strap on is gay because its a woman doing it and not a man. So if you met a guy who wanted you to do that, would you?
First off…I’m not finna be eating out nobody’s @sshole…NEGATIVE, cancel Christmas and alla dat!
Second…I’m not feeling any man who likes to have an obect jabbed up his @ss. NO THANK YOU!
What kind of dude doesn’t????? What kinda boring, lame a$$ chex are y’all been having?
@Lovely: LOL… tickling is just the wrong verb. I mean, do you want your clique tickled or l!cked and s*cked? Do you want your neck bit or tickled?
Jada: “One dice had things like lick, suck, grab
and the other had vajayjay, peentis, chest, etc.”
OK, the dice are cool. As long as it isn’t my turn and “insert” and “rectum” doesn’t come up.
Jada: “Jazzy…I’m clamping yo @ss right after I climb you!”
As long as it’s with lips or lightly with teeth, save the clamps for jumping your car.
Lovely: “What kind of dude doesn’t????? What kinda boring, lame a$$ chex are y’all been having?”
Mouth and tongue on balls is cool. Great actually.
@ Hummy
We petitioning your next gf to tickle the balls.
The Yaya’s are out here doing that scene from the movie Eurotrip.
Wow…well hello everyone.
The only thing I was able to read was something about tossing salad. Welp…I’m officially dead. As for answering the blog questions for the day…
I am looking at his outlook on life and how he treats his mama and his family.
IT all comes down to se!x
“Exactly…. we ain’t Elmo.”
lol…ummm…this is too much for me…
I was just asked via text 20 minutes ago would I be willing to receive and give a rim job by a very manly brotha. .
What was your answer? Palin wink
V said that these are just “feel good sensations”, but I hear getting your salad tossed is a feel good sensation, are you going there? Some men dont think having a woman screw them with a strap on is gay because its a woman doing it and not a man. So if you met a guy who wanted you to do that, would you? .
If this is my husband asking this – my answer is “should I lick it fast or slow, and do you have the strap on that vibrates against me?? Mind you this is husband ONLY!!
How come I can’t see my comment?!
OK, I have to go get a new tire since I had a flat when I came back from vacay
@Lovely
“What kind of dude doesn’t????? What kinda boring, lame a$$ chex are y’all been having?”
The kind that lets you keep your head up and respect yourself as a man.
jazz — you have me choking over here…lol.
and the tossing is after an enema, and a THOROUGH cleansing. A cleansing like a p.o.r.n star would do before an anal scene.
salad tossed?
what is that?
And I pray I am never asked that….I wouldn’t want to, but if hubby asks I will oblige.
@ CoCo
Basically it’s eating, licking, the booty.
Yeah….NO!
@V Renee
“If this is my husband asking this – my answer is “should I lick it fast or slow, and do you have the strap on that vibrates against me?? Mind you this is husband ONLY!!”
You need to raise the red flag and sound the alarm if any dude you deal with asks you to do this.
The Yaya’s are out here doing that scene from the movie Eurotrip.
When we go to Southwest we gotta watch to see if they clamp nipples and vibrate balls with toys
If this is my husband asking this – my answer is “should I lick it fast or slow, and do you have the strap on that vibrates against me?? Mind you this is husband ONLY!!
V you cool as heck
To the men who have not had their balls tickled, to you I am giving you the wet behind the ears award. I REFUSE to believe a ball has not been tickled. At least rubbed during the act???
…for being honest, hit submit too quick
DEAD @ V giving an enema and a thorough cleansing. But I’m with Hummy…the red flags woud go up quickly upon that request.
@Humble,
The kind that lets you keep your head up and respect yourself as a man.
…or the kind that has not a good bj in his life yet…
But like Jada said, we’ll petition for your next girlfriend to do it…
To the men who have not had their balls tickled, to you I am giving you the wet behind the ears award. I REFUSE to believe a ball has not been tickled. At least rubbed during the act???
I had them tickled, licked, suck, and even bit unfortunately. I’d just rather have a woman do it with her mouth than with a toy.
@V Renee & Jada
What if he wants to do it to you instead of receiving it?
“The kind that lets you keep your head up and respect yourself as a man.”
LMAO. Touch me in the morning and then walk away.
…or the kind that has not a good bj in his life yet…
But like Jada said, we’ll petition for your next girlfriend to do it…
LOL! Gotta look out for the YoYo’s.
@V Renee,
If this is my husband asking this – my answer is “should I lick it fast or slow, and do you have the strap on that vibrates against me?? Mind you this is husband ONLY!!
That’s why I fux witcha, chica!
I understand we are very paticular about the anal region, but there are a lot of nerves back there….that when stimulated FEEL GOOD.
Are yall trying to say yall never felt a tongue on the arse? Even accidently on purpose?? If not, I suggest you position yourself so that it is “accidently” licked, and see if you don’t like it.
Are yall trying to say yall never felt a tongue on the arse? Even accidently on purpose?? If not, I suggest you position yourself so that it is “accidently” licked, and see if you don’t like it.
@VRenee: Hilarious…but true.
and
If this is my husband asking this – my answer is “should I lick it fast or slow, and do you have the strap on that vibrates against me?? Mind you this is husband ONLY!!
@VRenee: Again, very true. Husband only.
“I had them tickled, licked, suck, and even bit unfortunately. I’d just rather have a woman do it with her mouth than with a toy.”
Cosign. I’ve had those done to me but with a womans mouth.
@ V
That’s one thing I haven’t felt or done. I’ll take your word for it for now. As you suggested if it was to EVAH go down…he d@mn sure gonna be my hubby for life. That’s still questionable though. I hope to be with somebody whose not interested in that.
@V Renee,
A woman after my own heart. I was about to tell the Yoyo’s that their fear of being mystically cast as gay is making them miss out on some serious feelgoodness…. Y’all don’t know what y’all are missing.
@Humble,
You wanted to know why Nas married Kelis despite the allegations of her being a light skirt? Must have to do with a good arse licking. Put some money on it in my name. Thanx much.
I’m straight with putting my tongue in some booty, or having one in mine.
@Humble,
Cosign. I’ve had those done to me but with a womans mouth.
I guess we can put that one some incomprehension…… I guess….
“I understand we are very paticular about the anal region, but there are a lot of nerves back there….that when stimulated FEEL GOOD.
Are yall trying to say yall never felt a tongue on the arse? Even accidently on purpose?? If not, I suggest you position yourself so that it is “accidently” licked, and see if you don’t like it.”
This statement right here explains why there will be no handcuffs or toys near me.
@Humble,
This statement right here explains why there will be no handcuffs or toys near me.
We’ll just pray you find your chexual epiphany sooner than later…. S!ex (the good kind) makes the world go ‘roung…
I’m straight with putting my tongue in some booty, or having one in mine.
ROTFL! I agree NoMo!
This statement right here explains why there will be no handcuffs or toys near me.
You only break the cuffs out with a partner you trust Hummy.
This statement right here explains why there will be no handcuffs or toys near me.
I guess it takes a certain type of man (not saying gay) to be able to ask a woman to eat and/or f*** his @ss.
I am not that man
@ LP Y’all don’t know what y’all are missing. .
^5. I am not saying this should happen with any ol body, but with someone special (i.e. spouse), you should be able to get loose with one another.
V Renee: “To the men who have not had their balls tickled, to you I am giving you the wet behind the ears award. I REFUSE to believe a ball has not been tickled. At least rubbed during the act???”
All the time. In fact, it’s required, and if you refuse, you won’t be around long. But I don’t need some woman slapping her vibrator against my nuts talking about, “do you like that?” Call me old fashioned.
V Renee: “Are yall trying to say yall never felt a tongue on the arse? Even accidently on purpose?? If not, I suggest you position yourself so that it is “accidently” licked, and see if you don’t like it.”
Ignorance is bliss.
Lovely: “You wanted to know why Nas married Kelis despite the allegations of her being a light skirt? Must have to do with a good arse licking.”
He also mentioned a girl eating his excrement in a song. I’m straight on that too.
He also mentioned a girl eating his excrement in a song. I’m straight on that too. .
Disclaimer – I’m not eating no sh*t yall! I gotta draw a line. Hubby or not.
He also mentioned a girl eating his excrement in a song. I’m straight on that too.
eeeuuuwww!
Disclaimer – I’m not eating no sh*t yall! I gotta draw a line. Hubby or not.
I QUIT!!
*Turns over desk and kicks over trash on my out*
ROTFLMAO!
http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/nas/disciple/thetimes.nas.txt
@Hugh
Lol! Yeah, excrements, golden showers et al need not apply… Nas is playing victim now while he knew who he was marrying. *rolleyes*
aside: I have yet to send you that email, but I will.
@ Hugh – I don’t think he meant she literally tried eat it. More like REALLY tossing the salad.
Those lyrics are a bit much.
@No More
“I guess it takes a certain type of man (not saying gay) to be able to ask a woman to eat and/or f*** his @ss.
I am not that man”
Word. The f**k a dude look like tooting his @ss in the air for a woman to eat or and/or f**k him there. I see why woman get caught up.
Jada: “Those lyrics are a bit much.”
He’s not saying much that wasn’t said in these comments.
V Renee: “@ Hugh – I don’t think he meant she literally tried eat it. More like REALLY tossing the salad.”
From what I understand, there are people that do that.
Lovely: “aside: I have yet to send you that email, but I will.”
I’ll look out for it.
@V Renee and @LP “and the tossing is after an enema, and a THOROUGH cleansing. A cleansing like a p.o.r.n star would do before an anal scene.”
“@Humble
What kind of dude like his balls tickled?
What kind of dude doesn’t????? What kinda boring, lame a$$ chex are y’all been having?”
We are >here<.
Coco – I apologize if we got too raw in here! Ima blame it on the yoyos *Palin wink*
@V Renee
“I apologize if we got too raw in here! Ima blame it on the yoyos *Palin wink*”
Don’t blame us yall the ones out here all booty-bandit out.
Not booty bandit out!
@ Jazzy
I thought about that after I typed it…but urrr….miss me with the urethra ish.
Word. The f**k a dude look like tooting his @ss in the air for a woman to eat or and/or f**k him there. I see why woman get caught up.
Really, to me its not that, but rather the whole tone of this blog when it comes to gender roles that makes this seem so out there. Some of the women here seem so adamant about specific roles for the man and the woman. Like, a mans role is to approach a woman, not wait to be approached, he’s a man and that’s what men do. You know those type of comments, the whole “manly man” thing.
Which is fine.
But then its like, yeah my man can take it in the @ss and play with vibrators if he wants? Just a little odd I guess.
“Coco – I apologize if we got too raw in here! Ima blame it on the yoyos *Palin wink*”
no worries…i’m a virgin but i’m not naive….or rather fragile i guess. i learn all i can.
my opinion at the moment is i will so what the guy wants…as long as the gate door swings both ways. i’m pretty open and adventurous in general.
@ NoMo
While I like the ‘traditional’ approach to being courted. Once we’re together it’s no hold barred in the bedroom…or anywhere else we feel it necessary to get it on. BUT I AM NOT an advocate for “man can take it in the @ss”.
Experirmentation, ball tickling, yeah let’s so this. But me playing with a man’s @ss is not the business.
@V Renee “I was just asked via text 20 minutes ago would I be willing to receive and give a rim job by a very manly brotha. .
What was your answer? Palin wink”
Umm, Yes!!
Really, to me its not that, but rather the whole tone of this blog when it comes to gender roles that makes this seem so out there. Some of the women here seem so adamant about specific roles for the man and the woman. .
While I’m not necessarily in the mindset that a woman can’t approach a guy, I don’t see how that has anything to do with bedroom activities.So is it the woman’s role to take it in the arse? Or should anal play not be in the bedroom all together?
@V I am going to holla at you later.
You are all doing the most today!
@ No
I see the contradiction too. It doesn’t make sense to me either. Maybe it’s just chic logic?
@Bgrits
“Umm, Yes!!”
Did a manly man ask you that or was it asked hypothetically?
While I’m not necessarily in the mindset that a woman can’t approach a guy, I don’t see how that has anything to do with bedroom activities.So is it the woman’s role to take it in the arse? Or should anal play not be in the bedroom all together?
Thats kinda my point. Im not trying to define anything, Im just noticing disparity. If yall can throw out some of the more concrete roles/ideals that society has when it comes to s3x, why cant yall throw out these pointless ones, like a woman shouldnt approach a man? Thats all im getting at. But you dont have that same mindset, and thus you seem to be more open minded. Got me?
@No
I got what you are trying to say. That makes a lot of sense.
@B
You can do rim jobs? What makes that easy?
@No
Some of the women here seem so adamant about specific roles for the man and the woman.
And I understand where you’re coming from… but notice that the women who are okay with it are not necessarily the women who are set on specific gender roles…
Ok, I will admit, hang my head in shame and ask this: “what’s a rim job?”
*hangs head in shame. I blame language barriers…. Ha!*
And I understand where you’re coming from… but notice that the women who are okay with it are not necessarily the women who are set on specific gender roles…
Yeah I cant argue that, I kinda realized it when replying to V. Interesting.
*hangs head in shame. I blame language barriers…. Ha!*
Actually Im not all the way clear on that one, but I think its the same as salad tossing/licking in the booty.
V Renee: “So is it the woman’s role to take it in the arse? Or should anal play not be in the bedroom all together?”
I, for one, could care less about giving a woman @n@l sex when there’s a prefectly good vagina a few inches away.
Some guys are. I guess some guys like their rectums stretched out too. I can only speak for myself: stay away from my a$$.
@Hugh,
I wish you a bootie highjacking by way of tongue… You might wake up a changed man.
@Humble Did a manly man ask you that or was it asked hypothetically?
A manly man that was an old flame that got real open after I introduced him to Skype last night. He asked me first.
@LP Ok, I will admit, hang my head in shame and ask this: “what’s a rim job?”
*hangs head in shame. I blame language barriers…. Ha!*
LOL, it’s cool, it’s oral stimulation of the anus.
@LP I wish you a bootie highjacking by way of tongue… You might wake up a changed man.
Girl I can’t take you today!!! That sounded so rough and gay….
“I wish you a bootie highjacking by way of tongue… You might wake up a changed man.”
*speechless*
bootie highjacking
Oh no! LOL
Jus Mik is missing everyone today she is shopping and depressed. I told her that the treehouse is hopping today.
mik is depressed? why?
@No More
I’m willing to bet Comeback has no problem with the role reversing. And Lovely is right. I didnt notice it but the yaya’s that aren’t so gender stringent as far as roles are the ones with no problem with experimenting.
I wish you a bootie highjacking by way of tongue… You might wake up a changed man .
OMG this is HILARIUOS!!!
@ Hugh – I will say I have never been asked by a man to plug his arse…I was just noting if this is what the hubby wanted, I would make it happen.
@Coco I don’t knowwhy she is depressed but I will check on her. Could be because she is cut from the Treehouse at work or she is shopping and can’t buy anything.
@VRenee I’ve only be asked 3 times but did it once ( I was 19) and realized that power in that….men can’t fake a d–n thang when that is going on
Lovely: “@Hugh, I wish you a bootie highjacking by way of tongue… You might wake up a changed man.”
Your fiancee must be a happy man.
@Coco She is depressed because she can’t find a dress..LOL!!!
bgrits…lol…that’s hilarious.
B-
Depressed because she can’t find a dress. I love Mik
I feel so out of touch with you all.
Jackson post again…im not sure why your post went to spam/
@Jac Where are you? For a minute I thought Mik was straddling a ledge….
@B
I am at home. I’ve been on vacation, but I’ve been trying to get life together. I am going to move back to New Orleans, because of I have got to got to got to.
I was asking previously if giving r*m jobs was easy.
@ Hugh I don’t wish you a “bootie hiajcking” but the ability and opportunity to experience new realms of pleasure.
Does that sound better than “bootie hijacking”?
I am going to move back to New Orleans, because of I have got to got to got to. .
@ Jac – what’s got to got to got to???
Are you happy or sad about moving back to New orleans?
LOL @ Mik being depressed about not finding a dress. It’s like that sometimes. It feels like a conspiracy.
@V
I wrote earlier that I was gonna call you, but got to got to got to and I am ecstatic.
I just wanna do the right thing…
I wanna wrapped up, tied up…loving someone
*I betterrrrr leave well enough aloooone………
@Jac,
Where have you been missy?
@Hugh,
Does it sound better the way BGrits puts it?
@BGrits,
Thanks for the definition. I knew it was something along those lines just needed to confirm.
@Jac,
So the move is imminent? Or you’re thinking about it? Nawlins is not too far from here, so we may do Happy Hour one of these days (with Coco!
)
@LP
I am right here. I am in Birmingham, but I’ve essentially been on vacation for the past week.
You’re in Houston right? Coco’s in Dallas? I don’t know I’ve gotten so bad with this!
And what’s this about r*m jobs?
Bgrits: “Hugh I don’t wish you a “bootie hiajcking” but the ability and opportunity to experience new realms of pleasure.
Does that sound better than “bootie hijacking”?”
Yes. Booty hijacking sounds like the name of a gay porn movie.
@Jac,
I thought you were moving to New Orleans?
@ Jac – okay kay kay
@LP
Yeah. I am just trying to get straight where everyone is! I was living in NOLA til December, I moved out fully last week but I am looking for something else already
@V
I found a dress!!!!
Good job Mik!
Yay Mik!
What type of dress is it? Is it for something specific?