I am watching the Memoirs of A Geisha on my computer as I type this post. In fact my A.D.D abilities never cease to amaze me, but they will amaze you.
***now stare into this post. You will love me! *** lol
Geisha (芸者?), Geiko (芸子?)or Geigi (芸妓?) are traditional, female Japanese entertainers, whose skills include performing various Japanese arts, such as classical music and dance.
So as I watch the main female character learning how to stop a man in his tracks, get him to bump into walls while peeing on himself (just kidding about the latter), I got to thinking about the subtle art of seduction fully clothed. Hey, I still temporarily roll with The Celibates. Besides, I’ve always been more captivated with the subtleties. When I do commence relations, I want my pillow top tango to be tantric. Tantric happens with a deep connection. It starts with seduction.
Ladies, how do you seduce a man?
Men, how do you seduce a woman?
**its 11:10 11/10 (wow)..and Im am tired over here. I will bring to you my inspired list, after I’ve had my morning joe.**
(UPDATED: 7:51AM)
1. Lip Gloss.Never underestimate the power of Cover Girl Smooth Wear Lip Tint (mocha mist). It was discontinued by the company late last year, which is why I bought a case (of 35) on ebay. (shut up)
2. Coffee. Starbucks is my inspiration. I seduce all of my lovely readers and sometimes the boys everyday compliments of Pike Place w/ steamed breve 180 degrees or when I have 500 calories to spare: grande upside down, breve, light caramel extra whip carmel machiato. Seriously, I’ve gotten some of my BEST ideas with a good cup of coffee.
3. My bedroom eyes (no explanation necessary)
4. Neurolinguistic Programming (i honestly, girl scout’s honor, don’t do this on purpose) but when you can make a man repeat what you said in normal conversation. It’s deep. I won’t get into the basics today. Because its just too powerful. And yall not really ready for it. lol
5. Grilled Roast Beef Panini: I start all my men out on a “special” sandwich. Roastbeef, swiss cheese, thousand island dressing, and a tad of horseradish and freshly baked bread (grilled in a gridiron pan or with a panini maker). I can’t explain it. But it works.
I am trying to deactivate my ADD, but umm…first I use my scent to draw him in. I truly believe a woman with soft skin that smells wonderful can get far. Then…I laugh and smile. I think if you look happy then at least he doesn’t feel he’ll be burden all the time you look like fun. Also, I am generally a soft talker (if I am trying to seduce you) you might have a lean in close to hear me…
Self-confidence, can-do attitude, positive thinking…works like a charm
Men are always captivated by my walk, so that works for me…. after that, my natural charm takes over
Good Morning Everyone,
This is a woman’s topic. I can’t speak for all men but, I dont wear things to seduce women. If I was to “seduce” or whatever it would be physical.
@Humble. LMAO…. so when you see a girl out, what do you do to grab her attention?
@nickisunshine
” so when you see a girl out, what do you do to grab her attention?”
Nothing. If I am attracted to her and I feel that she is in my lane I will approach her.
“Nothing. If I am attracted to her and I feel that she is in my lane I will approach her.”
@Humble: Straightforwarded… nothing wrong with that at all.
And Humble, we done chatted for months now… you can stop using my FULL NAME. LOL
@nicki
“And Humble, we done chatted for months now… you can stop using my FULL NAME. LOL”
Does my formal blog language make you uncomfortable? lol.
“Does my formal blog language make you uncomfortable? lol.”
Hell yes… that’s why I think you lean towards anal. Warm up already!!!!!!
Good Merning yall. I’ve added my list.
@ Jac “I am generally a soft talker (if I am trying to seduce you) you might have a lean in close to hear me…
”
imma steal this…i can incorporate this into number 4 on my list.
@ Nick
“Men are always captivated by my walk”
the switch..yes..
@ Hummy
“Nothing. If I am attracted to her and I feel that she is in my lane I will approach her”
i don’t believe you ..everybody’s got something they do.
I set the mood, lights down low, I play this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvONtwlAhEA
in the background…
Rose petals on the floor, leading to the bedroom…as she follows the petals she walks into the room, where there are candles lit, with a bowl of her favorite fruits and toppings…
I walk up behind her, wrapping my strong arms around her, soft breaths on her neck, slight nibbles on her ear…then I whisper to her..
“b!tch put some pu$$y on this d!ck, dont cheat me”
““b!tch put some pu$$y on this d!ck, dont cheat me””
I think I just had the big O.
Continued:
1. The lips…… they are pretty big, so I keep ‘em glossy.
2. Cooking…. need I say more.
“Neurolinguistic Programming ” And Ma’am, I need you to teach a class on this!
whatchu know about NLP?!?!?!
i couldn’t even f with that. that’s some top level seducer type shiyat.
Mirroring body language is a great technique as well.
oK. before my boss comes back and we have to do budgeting for 2009 here is my list:
Jolie’s ART of Seduction:
1. The Hair Toss or Flip: Its my signature move but seeing as though I have long hair and I keep it fresh and with that shaky bounce. I hit the men with the exagerrated over the shoulder look or .. the I drop something on the floor.. lean over to pick it up and throw my head back as I come back up .. IT WORKS EVERY TIME
2. Mirroring: IT works in interviews too ..makes people feel more comfortable. You mirror their movements their head leans right .. you lean yours to the right.. they play with their fingers.. you play with your fingers.. I”M TELLING YOU IT WORKS
3. The first time I cook for a man.. I bring him back to his happy place .. childhood. I cook a good old fashioned comfort food filled meal.
Lol @ Humble and Nicki
Comeback-It works girl!
Nomore-Ummm….damn man oh man….
Jolie-Yeah the hair flip is good….
Also…how could I forget the eye contact…my eyes will show you love making, fu+king and making love all in an instant…I have those Strengths you know…one can (should I will it) is to make a man feel like he is the only in the world
““b!tch put some pu$$y on this d!ck, dont cheat me”
”
@ NO MO..oh my..wow..you set the scene and killed on that quote. thats funny..LOL
@ Why & Sunny : re NLP..yall not ready…I knows alot about tho. Imma hip yall in subsequent posts. stay tuned.
@ Jolie “the I drop something on the floor.. lean over to pick it up and throw my head back as I come back up .. IT WORKS EVERY TIME
that is some Geisha type shyt..wow.
@ Jac “Also…how could I forget the eye contact…my eyes will show you love making…”
ok Jac Im scared of you now.
“@ Sunny : re NLP..yall not ready…I knows alot about tho. Imma hip yall in subsequent posts. stay tuned.”
@Comeback: Yes, ma’am…. I need info for that “future man” I’m preparing for.
Touch his arm kinda casually, make eye contact and smile…
Comeback: I ain’t even know…I was sitting in a bar one Sunday evening with a friend a FRIEND and he said “I’m sorry the way you’re look @ me makes me wanna take you home, get in bed and just…just…wow those eyes…”
I was breathless….man I know some real charmer…and straightforward Hummy
Thesis=50% Complete
50% my grade
by the way, has anyone ever read art of seduction? it’s a pretty good book…it’s on some really really really higher level stuff.
@whyso: I’ve never read it but it’s obvious that I need to brush up on my techniques.
….a serious come hither look and lower lip bite
….applying lip gloss then wiping the corners (mouth open) and underneath my lips (been told this looks like i’m cleaning off something else *cough*)
….revealing a sexy garment (dress/spaghetti strap top/cleavage-bearing blouse) from underneath a jacket
….eatting strawberries…chocolates….with my fingers
…the innocent head lowering then up to meet their eyes
aside: comeback et al…”who we are” is updated on SSS (with the exeption of Jac)
OKKK Cuzzo with the seductive half eye pic! Thanks so much for updating that! I’m gonna have to correct your spelling of my name though. My mama made me very important and gave me two capital letters!
“My mama made me very important and gave me two capital letters!”
ha! ok LaDy
HA! But thanks anyway girl.. I did it. We need to get Jac together.
Jac, email me a pic!
Get it Cuz.
Shit…Nicki: Can I get this thing out and tonight I swear I am updating! Hell I wrote a paragraph….
@Jac: I guess you can slide even though this was MONTHS ago… or maybe just a month. Hmmmm.
Jac, I’m just teasing you girl. Don’t stress out over it.
WTH is everyone today? You can’t be worrrking.
Good Morning folks…
My smile…it opens the door to endless possibilities, hell sometimes that’s all I have to do.
My voice, men love it and love to hear me talk and I speak in a rhythm which engrains my words into their brains causing recitation at any random moment by the listener.
I do this thing with my tongue, I never knew I was doing it until a couple of years ago, but apparently when I’m listening to a man speak I have my mouth slightly parted open while running my tongue across the bottom up my upper teeth….crazy, but it def works as a seduction tactic.
I wear red, red looks good against my dark chocolate complexion and studies shows that the color automatically sets off a seduction trigger.
FLATTERY, every man I talk to and date will think that they are the flyest thing to ever hit the scene. I will stroke a man’s ego until it is raw, lol.
Why So, not only do I own a copy of The Art of Seduction, I bought copies as Christmas gifts for my friends several years back.
Nicki it’s a holiday, very few people had to work today.
new post: http://blackfemmefatale.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/guest-post-independent-woman-a-mans-perspective/
“Nicki it’s a holiday, very few people had to work today.”
Dang T… I’m jealous. I’m def in this piece.
Tea:I’ll be expecting a copy of that under my tree.
Nic-Yes I can be working over here…graduation for the kid remember plus the kid’s job said bring ya ass.
“the kid’s job said bring ya ass.”
They buckin up on you, Jac?
Well…I might not be able to say…as my boss is checking out blogs.
@Jac: Understood.
Jac: email me your address and I will def make that happen…you to Nicki.
Hey T, my email is latoya.proctor@yahoo.com
i’m at work
I need me a gubment job asap
t:
the art of seduction is a dangerous book. i’d only use it on Rosario Dawson herself mwahahaha
what’s your style if you don’t mind me asking?
@Jolie: “I need me a gubment job asap”
You and me both girlie.
Sign me up for the jobs at the government…
Now that I’m thinking of it I have a link for you Jolie
Did I run off Humble b/c I called him anal?
Nic-I think he’s in class.
@Jac: Aw… that was our last comment and he vanished.
Why So: I am the Ideal Lover…I’m a chamillion…I create a fantasy…or as my ex’s like to tell me, “you sold me a dream”…and that dream will live on long as you are in my good graces. I make the impossible seem attainable. I’m supportive, resourceful and loving. If you have fantasies of a women cooking you breakfast in a nothing but an apron and heels I will make you believe that every morning you will wake up to that.
Nicki: I told you to email me your address, not give me your email address, lol.
Hey ALL!!
I think my numero uno seduction move is my smile… I have a great smile!
I’ve also heard my voice is nice and soothing as well!
@t: Oop,s I’m slow. LOL. What’s your email off hand, I’d have to hunt it down…
Hey Holly!!!
Hey Nicki!
Tea:You’re so on to something…If you make a man feel like that then…hey…they’re on it…
““you sold me a dream”…and that dream will live on long as you are in my good graces.”
That’s a good way to look at things Teacia!!
“““you sold me a dream”…and that dream will live on long as you are in my good graces.””
And that’s is for damn sure!!!!
Man Why, you got me thumbing through this book again and I’ve been slipping on my pimpin…lol.
Ok I went out last night with my homegirl for a “we ain’t gotta work on tuesday” party at this one spot. My boy was there, he was rapping up some chic for while. I saw him well before he saw me, but his roommates saw me and peeped me watching him.
So at that point I let my charm loose…the excessive smiling started, the biting my bottom lip while I dance vicariously by myself and with random strangers as they walked by…the “you know you want this” smirk was in FULL effect, the fellas just came from everywhere. Mind you I had on slacks and really pretty blouse, so I look a little siddity last night with my pearls on and all, lol. At some point he began to take notice to all of the attention and at that point wouldn’t leave my side for the rest of the night, lol.
And as he walked me to my car he stopped me and said, “you know you my girl right,” i was like come again, lol…and he was like “you’re my girl, i just wanted you to know.”
…there’s more to this story, there’s a “Baby Boy” twist in my opinion.
@nicki
“Did I run off Humble b/c I called him anal? ”
I am so far from anal. Where do you get that from?
hmmm Teacia what’s the rest….
I think this whole Humble as anal thing is really, really funny. Like he keeps defending it and Nicki keeps saying he is so can he be semi-anal?
@Comeback
“i don’t believe you ..everybody’s got something they do.”
I honestly don’t. If I do something I’m not aware of it. This more of a woman thing.
Jac there are 9 different kinds of seducers, I’m the Ideal Lover…it doesn’t work for everyone. I’m an idealist, i’m a dreamer…so it’s easy for me to make others dream as well. You have to figure out your seducer style and work with it.
Nicki I’m going to say that you are The Natural
Comeback is definitely The Charismatic with a hint of The Dandy
Mikki is The Charmer
Jac it’s hard for me to say, I have a mix of The Ideal Lover with an overlap of The Star.
…this is off the top of my head folks, so if I’m wrong my apologies.
The star?
Teacia you making me wanna go get this book!
Hello all…
I honestly have no clue what I do to seduce a man. It just happens when I’m in my zone. Natural I am just a chill person who jokes alot. My friends tell me I do certain things, that I don’t even notice.
Saturday night I went out with some friends and my homeboy comes whispers in my ear, “you are a sexual person” and he was like I never seen this side of you. Of course I didn’t know what I was doing. He explained to me that he was watching the way I was engaging his other friend who I was strongly attracted too. He says it’s like I am two different people. I guess that is the Scorpio in me.
The “Baby Boy” twist:
So I notice him talking to this chic alot throughout the night, dancing on her the way he danced with me, but with a little less familiarity. Again he didn’t see me watching him, the club was PACKED to the brim, and I was in the cut observing. *sidenote* I lap as much as possible, I rarely stand still in the club b/c I like attention and I want to be seen by everyone, lol.
Anywhooo, so I see him dancing up on chic, no big deal we’re at a club and I did my fairshare of dancing as well. So it’s the end of the night, I see some of my friends and head over there by them, we’re dancing and tripping out and I turn to my right and I see him talking to her again, again I’m like it’s cool b/c he’s not MY man, and just then this guy I dated last year who has been blowing me up for the past week or so steps dead in front of my face and picks me up while hugging me. He starts kissing me all on the side of my face and he really won’t let go. *sidenote* I actually like David but he needed to get his life right if he wanted to get serious with me.
So after that scene is done my friends are laughing and I turn to see ole boy and he’s standing there with a smirk on his face. I play it off and walk over to him and give him a kiss(which to my surprise he doesn’t stop me). And here’s the twist, I think he planned to sleep with ol girl last night, I felt it in my core. I mentioned it when walking back to my car, I even joked if off with the “you ain’t gotta like to kick it” comment. And I know he slept with her, in my heart I do…I could tell it in his mannerisms that he was going to.
I think his statement was a way of him saying, “go home, do not hook up with another dude b/c you’re my girl, but i’m going to do me, just know that she means nothing b/c you’re the one that matters.” How ghetto love is that?!?
Why am I hearing straight fuc3king in my head?
Yes Jac The Star:
http://www.seductionbook.com/star.html
@ T..i think you’re right. Im a hint of ***edited out for intesity*** also LOL
@Humble: From your non warmth. LOL
@T: I’m intrigued about the Natural. Do tell. ..
@nicki
“From your non warmth. LOL”
I need to express my inner Teddy Ruxpin?
Nicki: The Natural
http://www.seductionbook.com/natural.html
I do believe that’s me…the Star ever since I was all little and young…my Mom would say “you have such sexy ways about yourself”…and I still get…
I am so hot yall
@ humble:I need to express my inner Teddy Ruxpin?…LMAO!
@ Teacia: Definitely ghetto love. The game never changes only the players. This guy my friend is talking to played that same line on her.
Teddy Ruxpin is cold…like that stupid bear in the movie AI (artificial intelligence)
bears are not supposed to talk
country bears was a farce
Ms. Dev: he knows I know better though, the only reason I’m not mad is because I’m not his girl and he knows that b/c of that i’m not going to trip either…we’ve barely been seeing each other for a month.
I just thought it was a funny little interesting moment that I read right through and I just had to share it with you all. The statement was just so unnecessary, but I understand how some attached women are these days and I guess he thought that would put me at ease about something that didn’t even bother me. I think he and I need to have the “i’m actually not your girl talk” b/c I’m still seeing other people and make no plans to stop anytime soon.
@Humble: “need to express my inner Teddy Ruxpin?”
I know he’s in there fighting.
Can we just go for Teddy Pendergrass?
I see you as this chocolate, thick smooth brotha… Make my fantasies come true. LOL>
” think he and I need to have the “i’m actually not your girl talk” b/c I’m still seeing other people and make no plans to stop anytime soon.”
And amen to this T…. I’ve played the “role” too many times… until he is OFFICIAL, I’m not doing it.
Sidenote: I love text msging!! But one thing I hate is that when you text someone at like 12:30am, then they don’t respond to like 4:30am. It’s kind of hard to continue on that same convo because there has been such a gap in time. But you still feel like you should say something even though it’s 10:30am.
Damn T. I think I am the natural.
Jac: SEXY BA-BAY!
“Sidenote: I love text msging!!”
@ Ms. D i rebuke this message. YUCK.
Good post Comeback.
I think my smile, the twinkle in my eyes when I take off my glasses (of course) and my voice.
Teacia/Why So, I might need to find me a copy of that book
@ Comeback: Ha!!! I talk on the phone too. But I love to txt msg. One night I text someone from 8pm to 1am. I wanted to talk to them, but I just had alot going on. God bless the person that came up with txt msging.
@Nicki
“Can we just go for Teddy Pendergrass? ”
humble is teddy bendher@ss downnnn
sheila: every woman needs this book, the best part of it all is recognizing what kind of seducer the guy is and countering his attack…priceless.
why so: what kind of seducer are you?
@nicki
“I know he’s in there fighting.
Can we just go for Teddy Pendergrass?
I see you as this chocolate, thick smooth brotha… Make my fantasies come true. LOL>”
Can I just be Bruce Bruce or Lavelle Crawford after Thanksgiving dinner?
I am moaning, screaming…
*legs shaking*
falls on floor….
bruce bruce maybe – not attractive but something smooth and debonair about him.
lavelle
is
scary
“Can I just be Bruce Bruce or Lavelle Crawford after Thanksgiving dinner?”
@Humble: Quit acting like an ass! I was not calling you a enorme’ by any means.
“humble is teddy bendher@ss downnnn”
And I’m so sincere Cuzzo!
*picks jac back up so she can FINISH THAT PAPER*
ya’ll seriously i have no idea what my seduction type is. i havent seduced a man in ages. the last guy i went on a real date with it took us from November-Feb to exchange numbers and Feb-late March to go on a date… and he wasnt even someone I shoulda been goin after… nicest guy i have ever been on a date with but he was a dope-boy and i knew it.
tea:
im a complete anti-seducer
lololol
QB you could be the Anti Seducer, which is not a good look…we need to rebuke that statment (wkcite: comeback) and change your entire non approach.
http://www.seductionbook.com/anti.html
whatever Why So you lie…and I ALREADY know what kind of seducer you are mister!!
Ladies and gentlemen and I give you Why So:
The Coquette
http://www.seductionbook.com/coquette.html
“Ladies and gentlemen and I give you Why So:
The Coquette”
I could def see whyso as this… the way he comes in and fools us with his trickery and wit and vanishes right out the door like a thief in the night… and you look down, and “where are my undies?”
tea:
WOW can I ask how you knew? Not saying it’s wrong….not saying it’s right…but I’m just saying
and be honest. brutally honest if need be.
Cuzzo: I don’t wanna be picked up…I’m totally weak…from the…well…I…umm..
I’m done for
@nicki
“Quit acting like an ass! I was not calling you a enorme’ by any means.
“humble is teddy bendher@ss downnnn”
Ok, ok. LOL. I’ll be the R&B, running/fullback or safety.
“Ok, ok. LOL. I’ll be the R&B, running/fullback or safety.”
[thows make believe draws at Humble. LOL]
Tea that makes me sound like a horrible person… i dont like that description.
i just have a hard time… i am so use to guys only talking to me b/c of my chest or because they think i will be easy that i just get snippy and basically dont let guys talk to me.
I wonder what NoMore is…speaking of…where is that kid today?
Touchdown Humble-nice to see he caught the draws and kept running before getting tackled by Nicki.
@Jac: That kid is the reason you cant seem to get your paper done, why you wont get up off the floor, and why you’ll be down there for a little while longer.
NoMore:Promise or threat?
“getting tackled by Nicki.”
And with these Celibacy blues, I’m ready to TACKLE. LMAO
@Jac: Threat, since I know you like it rough.
“@Jac: Threat, since I know you like it rough.”
Well awright, all up in through here.
Why So: uhhh yeah, that was an easy one. Everyone on here has spoken with someone in another fashion, be it email, phone, IMing…everyone but you. Besides you steered clear of my charm, which means that you have to be at this than me and only seducer who could do that would be The Coquette.
No More is The Rake:
http://www.seductionbook.com/rake.html
Lol, I second that Nicki, lol!!
Btw, QB did you just read your comment, you only solidified the description…we have to change your line of thinking to a more positive one.
NoMore: Yeah, so what…you like weakness.
Yep…The Rake…I concur I think I see it.
Excuse me, not weakness….you like sexual acumen mixed with star qualities and ideal sexual escapades.
@jac
“Touchdown Humble-nice to see he caught the draws and kept running before getting tackled by Nicki.”
She can’t catch me. I got too much speed and power.
Tea i dont think i am self absorbed.
I do agree with the insecure part though.
and i still dont like the way it sounds.
im actually listening to this book on audible..since i aint got time to really read now adays..Oh yeah let me add. that this book isn’t JUST about getting people to fall ROMANTICALLY for you. Seduction is business too.
i think you did call NO Mo and Why So..what is Hummy?
@Jac: You got that down to a science.
But Hum…you want to be caught darling…
Let me paint the picture for you….you on your back…
…on top…dropping it like it’s hot on that rod (Comeback)
Makes me wanna holla…and it ain’t even me droppin it. hell I just wanna tape it…
opposing…skin colors…ahhh Jeezus
QB, you’re not supposed to like it…you’re supposed to change it. That’s what we’re here for.
Humble is another easy one…I give you
The Charmer:
http://www.seductionbook.com/charmer.html
NoMore: Well you got that…no words type of loving…you know that bend you over completely stuff a chick wham bam moans and screams all night…don’t stop…lick, suck, whisper in your ear “go deeper papi” type of thing…run a chick up the wall with the d!ck
“She can’t catch me. I got too much speed and power.”
Humble, Please. I used to run track.
“QB, you’re not supposed to like it…you’re supposed to change it. That’s what we’re here for.”
Amen Tea!
Ummm Comeback where did you find the audible version
“they deflect attention from themselves and focus on their targets”
Charmer..
Dam@n T you are GOOD.. that is HUMMY. I think this is one of the more ideal seductive types to seduce.
WOOOOOW Jac, just WOW!!
@ Holly ..its on audible.com
T:I didn’t do nothing
Thx comeback
Have no clue what we are talking about .. but “the star” sounds mostly like me..
Comeback why thank you…I mean I’ve had this book for almost 7 years when it first came out back in 2001, lol. And my friend and I revisited it a couple of years back when I living in Tampa and seducing athletes…she was a Siren…I mean that girl was unstoppable and would have them falling to their knees, putting her up in condos, buying her a Benz for Valentines Day…she was indeed my role model, lol.
But the downside to being a Siren is that you lose a piece of your soul and you have to wonder if it’s even worth it.
@nicki
“Humble, Please. I used to run track”
I LOVE women that run track. I just slowed down and fell by mistake.
“I LOVE women that run track. I just slowed down and fell by mistake.”
@Humble: LMAO. Fall on into the sunshine.
Nic-Drop it like it’s haaaawt
additionally, ARENT MOST of y’all supposed to be celibate.. making it all hot and steamy up in Comeback’s Treehouse… the screen is fogging up …
“Nic-Drop it like it’s haaaawt”
LMAO Jac. And backing it up like Beyonce.
@Jac: Yep, or that ride on top, frontwards and backwards, my hands gripping your waists, smacking @ss, soft twist on the nipples while pulling your hair and we break the headboard love.
@ T who is your business seductive self..when you go into get a job etc..is that character different?
Jolie I would concur that you are definitely The Star.
Oh and The Siren for anyone who’s wondering:
http://www.seductionbook.com/siren.html
“QB, you’re not supposed to like it…you’re supposed to change it. That’s what we’re here for.”
Tea I think that means you need to come to Wisconsin and give me lessons. lol. I dont have many female friends (yes we have been through this you guys dont approve) and the ones i do have are pretty much the same way as me.
NoMore:By ride on top you mean the kinda thing where hips swivel to make sure you feel every surface of every wall, frontwards with mad kisses and bites on the ear, neck, here…there…anywhere. Backwards…hands on waist, @ss meeting your every thrusts…reciprocation..get what you give…rough..tightens..pulls in deeper…squeezes, cums…keep going…fall onto the floor type love?
Jac you are wrong.
Comeback no, I’m the Ideal Lover in every aspect of my life.
I got this last promotion b/c I knew what they wanted and I sold them their dream. I’m in the business of making fantasies appear to be a reality. Not saying that I can’t deliver, only that I know what to tap into.
I’m going to make a GREAT politician. I’m an Idealist remember, I actually believe in most of the stuff I’m selling if not all.
@NoMo & Jac
get a room!
“additionally, ARENT MOST of y’all supposed to be celibate.. making it all hot and steamy up in Comeback’s Treehouse… the screen is fogging up ”
At Jolie: I know girl… I have the “blues.” I can’t figure out what doen happened to everybody else.
We don’t need no room…Cuzzo…damned I’m writing a paper…I am not do anything whatsoever…that’s not even me
@Jac: Well damn…umm…(calls a timeout)
“@NoMo & Jac
get a room!”
i second that motion
Cuzzo, how could I forget…she is The Dandy through and through…all woman with a splash of masculinity and strength.
The Dandy:
http://www.seductionbook.com/dandy.html
“damned I’m writing a paper”
yea u just wrote a paper on here today…let’s count the words shall we….
NoMore:No time out babe…just…licks and sucks eliciting screams and moans liquid…everywhere.
Oh and Holly, you are also The Natural like Nicki over there.
Did I leave anyone out…QB we have to break through and figure out what makes you tick, meet me on email, but i’m about to roll out for a lunch date so it will be a minute before I respond.
@Teacia and Comeback
““they deflect attention from themselves and focus on their targets”
Charmer..
Dam@n T you are GOOD.. that is HUMMY. I think this is one of the more ideal seductive types to seduce.”
How is this me? Am I missing something?
“moans liquid…everywhere”
Liquid?? WOW
Man I forgot how much I loved this book and doing readings with my friends…thanks Comeback and Why So(the almighty grandmaster of seduction).
*checks pulse*
yep, I’m not dead yet…
What’s wrong NoMore? Cat…got your…tongue?
**GAAAASPS** JACLYNN E***E M*****L if you don’t cut it out right now!!
its you Hummy just go with it.
*innocent baby face*
What did I do?
@Jac: Or that pin you down, hold you arms to your side while I talk dirty in your ear, place your legs over my shoulders, grinding deep inside, then flip you over into face down-@ss up position and make you say my name while your legs wont stop shaking while I stroke with no remorse love.
@nicki
“I know girl… I have the “blues.” I can’t figure out what doen happened to everybody else.”
This celibacy is getting harder everyday. I try to always keep busy to keep my mind off of it.
“its you Hummy just go with it.”
lol. ok D-Bo
“This celibacy is getting harder everyday. I try to always keep busy to keep my mind off of it.”
@Humble: At first it was so easy… now I’m tempted… I’m dreaming about it, thinking about it and have had to pull out the toy for the past three freakin nights in a row! This is ridic.
NoMore:Again, though, maybe it’s that let me sit on that face…slow grind the tongue juices down your throat…deep throat….ball rubbing…swallow it…like…Brandy (for you) and Malibu(for me)…give me more…keep it cumming…giving me more and more…kinda love?
COMEBACK! jac and NoMo are makin incest.
Thanks to Jac and No More this whole celibacy thing is not going to last with this type of reading material. Almost made me send out text to my homie lover friend..lol.
*praying for strength*
Wow. I can’t wait for the Patron to be poured on Friday…. I am def celebrating 28 like no otha’.
Cuzzo-No we aren’t…he’s not a part of the family…
he’s like…Whyso’s cousin.
*sigh*
It’s hot.
@Comeback
“its you Hummy just go with it.”
Wth? How are you going to just make me accept it with no reasoning.
ROTFLMBAO @ Jac and No More!!
…and this folks is my exit or I’m going to be late.
@humble because i had to accept mine no matter how much i didnt like it.
I think Comeback may need to bring the blue light in the blog and do a thorough sanitizing.
@Humble
you didn’t know comeback was D-Bo on the low?
“that’s my bike, punk!”
Jac: Or is it that, blindfold you, kissing you randomly on the stomach, legs, inner thighs, spine, feet keeping you on edge because you don’t know when and where the next kiss is coming from, hands roaming, creeping, tickling, caressing, ice-cube on the nipples type of love?
@NoMo
go back to whatever you were doing man!
this is what we get for summoning the beast
*lowers head*
Jac:Or that side ways leg up high g-spot rubbing grab for anything…squirting all over you type of love?
Anyoen else want a beer? these negros are ridic
@nicki
“At first it was so easy… now I’m tempted… I’m dreaming about it, thinking about it and have had to pull out the toy for the past three freakin nights in a row! This is ridic.”
I feel you. I have been looking at model pics more on the net and i’m looking at women i’m not that attracted to.
Cuzzo:You can’t send him back….I ordered this and send I am the customer I am letting him serve me and returning the favor (Raheem DeVaughn)
ROFL @ Cuzzo
This battle was brought to me. I must finish it.
tea:
whatever! hahaha. People like to be seduced. Can I be blamed for attempting to make a girl’s life more exciting, fun, passionate?
people are so out of touch with their true selves… i see women trying to repress themselves so much – if I wink at them I’m afraid they’ll explode.
***causes couple of explosions***
oops.
this is my official notification that until my wrist heals i will no longer be using capitol letters or punctuation. thank you.
@Jac: Or that fully clothed, raise the skirt and pull the g-string to the side, jump on top while I’m in the drivers seat of the car kinda love.
alright then Jac, u go back to wherever you came from and FINISH THAT PAPER
NoMo:All that…on the way to the lake under the stars…oh look they can see us…leaning against the car..under the stars…kissed by you and moonlight kinda love?
cuzzo-I am doing the paper…
“Anyoen else want a beer? these negros are ridic”
@Cuzzo: I haven’t refined my beer tastes yet, but I’ll take a shot of something.
@Humble: “I feel you. I have been looking at model pics more on the net and i’m looking at women i’m not that attracted to.”
My ex who is my good FRIEND and is a dog has been sending me pics of his woo-hah, sending dirty texts and calling me. I’m getting caught up.
“***causes couple of explosions***
oops.”
Whyso cracks me thee hell up. Everytime.
nicki dont fall for it like i did. go read my myspace blog about how it aint worth it.
*passes nicki a glass of Patron*
@QB: Girl, I won’t do it. He’s a dog and a slut… he’s phone strokin me right now…. that’s it and ALL.
does anyone know when “spring break season” ends?
“passes nicki a glass of Patron*”
Takes it, and sucks a lemon. Next time, can you make it a double? And four is my limit, if I ask after that, please kindly deny me.
does anyone know when “spring break season” ends?”
I’m thinking June-ish QB
really nicki? we want to go somewhere warm in april but i dont want to deal with spring break nonsense
I need a daiquiri
“really nicki? we want to go somewhere warm in april but i dont want to deal with spring break nonsense”
I’m thinking so…. our spring break is in April…. Well I guess May, school is ending but then you’ll have to deal with THAT crowd.
these midgit painters are starting to look good.
And yes, they are STILL not done with the office. Ridic.
Nicki when u leave for Miami?
Holly, Friday. thank you JESUS.
LOL!! Im jealous!!
@Holly: Honey chile. I AM READY… I have my suitcase all packed. Some of my girls have been packed for over a month!
OH WOW!! Over a month! Sheesh!
Teacia I am reading up on the Natural!
@Holly: Yes…. girl, we are in love with the place.. two of them are going for the first time.
I’m trying to be The Siren!
I kinda like being the Star/Ideal Lover…The Natural is so Nicki though
I will be playing the part of The Siren. They won’t know what hit ‘em.
@Jac: I like the Natural… but when I get around men, I’m not like this, I become something else.
Teacia, I think I’m the The Coquette. I’m about to read the others.
Nicki you should do that while you in the MIA!! And what’s up on these midget painters??
@Hol-ister: I do! Girl, in Miami, I’m sooo different. LOL. I don’t have to see any of those people ever again. I’m a lot more flirty and forward that in real life.
Girl, they keep walking past my office smiling. Not at all attractive, but I’m suffering from warehouse (workcite: humble)
I like Hol-ister that shit is funny!
Girl yeah I am like that too! If I know I aint gonna see you it’s ON! That’s how is going be in Vegas in 4 months!
@Nicki
lemme find out you turn on ure inner sasha fierce. do u give them ure real name to?
******** Sorry for the interruption*****
Just wanted to stop in and say hey
I’m not really a seducer….. But most men love my lips. So I have to keep them glossed……
*********Back to enjoying my day off*************
@Hol-ister: That name reminds of that store.
Honey YES, it’s just having a lil fun.
I am thinking about going topless on the beach this time.
@Cuzzo: I sure do turn on the Sasha. Last year, I walked up to these three guys, sitting at a table and said, “you look like you want me.” We ended up having dinner with them. LOL.
Jealous of 80’s day off. AWWW MAN {stomps toe}
i want a candybar so bad
I think I might have caught warehouse syndrome again.
“I think I might have caught warehouse syndrome again.”
No Hum, say it ain’t so!
80’s
is that your eye? hmmmmm
Yes the name does remind me of the store! And Topless??
@Holly: yes, ma’am. The beach is topless. I didn’t have a clue. Last year I laid down on the lounger and woke up and there were boobs everywhere. LOL
LOL!
I figure, you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. LOL.
I probably won’t do it though…
Remember on Girlfriends when Joan went on the nudie beach???
@Holly: Girl No I never saw it… I have to admit, I didn’t become an avid Girlfriends watcher until the last season… I need to catch up!
DAMN! It was hilarious she ran into her dad!
hey yallz, I just caught up. I been out shoppin n getting my rooter to my tooter checked!!
tired as heck bout to take a nap. I brought 2 coats from old navy for 90 bucks and they are cute, I think im still gonna look for one more.
I saw something bout lip biting, hair flippin, and mirroring…..
thats what i cought
@ whyso….
That sure is my eye….
Mik: it’s been a jungle today
YAY for Anitra!
I’m glad Mik got a coat too.
@nicki
“No Hum, say it ain’t so!”
I’m not sure. I just know i’m horny. I think this just maybe part of the celibacy. You got the phases when you are cool and then you got the phases where you are ready to jump on the first person that steps to you.
I see that Nicki,
thank you Holly for the Old Navy suggestion, they are really cute coats, and the sales folks were really nice helping me and making sure they fit nice loves em!!
I brought one short grey pea coat, and one cream long one, I brought this really cute purple scarf to go with the cream!!
ok carry on
80’s
really? Pretty eyes are a weakness for me. I’m struggling to lift my styrofoam cup over here lol.
“jeepers…creepers….where ya get those peepers”
@ Mik……. See girl aren’t you glad I was the voice of reason up in this piece….. LOL
“I’m not sure. I just know i’m horny. I think this just maybe part of the celibacy. You got the phases when you are cool and then you got the phases where you are ready to jump on the first person that steps to you.”
Right… it makes me doubt the whole daggone thing.
Yay for peacoats and scarves!!!!!
yay we just requested our time off for our trip to florida next year!
@Mik: I tried to do a video blog thing for you for my valley voice but I don’t know how to do it. And I lack patience. LOL
U r so welcome!! I am happy you got some good deals!
“@ Mik……. See girl aren’t you glad I was the voice of reason up in this piece….. LOL”
gurl yes, I was happy getting 2 for the price I was gonna pay for one!!
we as a whole are totally rockin
oh yes I forgot to tell yall, the doctor wants me to try this new birth control n put some kinda ring up my cooter???
do yall know bout dis?
the NuvaRing?
Mik i have an IUD. i dont know about the ring thing but the IUD thing is the best thing since sliced bread.
@ Mik…… Right..And in my inbox this morning I had an invitation to a private sale @ Guess this Saturday…. It’s 20% off everything in the store and 50% off of the clearance items…
Does anybody want me to forward it to them??? Let me know.
“@Mik: I tried to do a video blog thing for you for my valley voice but I don’t know how to do it.”
where is your tech person Jac??
Jac help a sista out!
“oh yes I forgot to tell yall, the doctor wants me to try this new birth control n put some kinda ring up my cooter???
do yall know bout dis”
Mik you are a nut! I’ve never tried that… only on the pill.
80s forward that right on ova to lshontelep@yahoo.com!!
TY!! Mucho Gracias!!
@ Mik
“oh yes I forgot to tell yall, the doctor wants me to try this new birth control n put some kinda ring up my cooter???do yall know bout dis”
Ummm my friend got pregnant on it….
Yes Holly the Nuva ring? you know about it, i need to talk to some folks that have it, I mean im gonna do it any ways but i just was wondering.
Yeah I tried it for a while… I felt pretty good about it!
“Ummm my friend got pregnant on it”
oh hecks no 80’s!! I was talking to the doctor, she told me about the risk and how important it was to not have it out for more than 7 days. She had me scared lol. im like ok 7 days I got it!!
Yea ok Holly thanks, I mean obviously you still us protection but I need extra on toppa extra lol. She was concerned about the shot and its ability to cause depression, so thats why she told me to try this ring thing.
it also allows you to control menstruals which should be interesting….
You welcome Anitra yeah still getting pregnant on it is scary :-S
@80’s
*eyes bright*
50% off clearance!!!!!
anissawyre@yahoo.com
please and thank you
“Mik you are a nut! I’ve never tried that… only on the pill”
I am forgetful as all get out Nicki notgonnabeabletadoit
@ Holly….. I sent it. If you don’t see it in a few let me know…
I got thank ya ma’am!!
“I am forgetful as all get out Nicki notgonnabeabletadoit”
LMAO. Honey, me too, but when it comes to pregnancy I keep post it notes in my head!
@ cuzzo…
I sent it…. Let me know if it u don’t get it.
@mikki
is this ure first time on birth control?
“I am forgetful as all get out Nicki notgonnabeabletadoit”
Mik thats why i use the IUD… once every five years…
“I keep post it notes in my head!”
I hear that girlfriend
@ why so….
80’s
really? Pretty eyes are a weakness for me.
Interesting…………hmmmmmmm
“is this ure first time on birth control?”
nope cuzzo, I usually would go on and off the depo shot nothing ever consistent because I wasn’t regularly sexually active. but thats alllllllllllllllll about tochangeforgivemeJesus.
“but thats alllllllllllllllll about tochangeforgivemeJesus.”
I’m cracking up Mik.
@80′S
i got it thanks
uh oh cuzzo done changed up the pic!!
this place got X rated
@holly
what the heezy! i didn’t even do that, lol
LOL! Oh shoot the blog ghost gotta into your acct, Cuzzo!
“this place got X rated”
@jolie i agree. did you see my response to you in the celibates?
*crosses fingers*
change back picture! i command u!
seem seem salla beem
sha-zam
presto chango
and all the jive
Hilarious!
ROTFLMAO @ presto chango
Cuzzo i cant ever get my picture to be what i want
@qb
i know it happens to other ppl…but NOT ME.
@ cuzzo….. The same thing happened to me.. I deleted this eye picture I don’t even know where it is getting uploaded from…
The pictures definitely have a mind of their own.
@80’s Baby & cuzzo
I couldn’t even load a pic at one time.
alright will yall go to my blog n validate it while i takes a nap….
maybe cuz i was logged out of wordpress at the time.
lemme see what it is now
good idear cuzzo… did mine work too when i logged in?
ok…back! aha! i’ve figured it out.
*cabbage patches* go me! go me!
I’m starving.
I have on all black today… shirt, shoes, pants, purse, coat, gloves.
I’m either playing the dominatrix or mourning my sexual life. LOL
@ 80’s
y am i on the guess website putting stuff in the shopping bag now? lol
whew….good thing i never uploaded any pics of me lookin like a gremlin.
Ciao, ladies and gents…. I’m starving.
I see ya QB!
that’s what it is. but how they just gonna hi-jack another pic that i previously loaded? ??
cuzzo i have no idear how it gets pics we previously loaded. rather annoying if i do say so myself.
*wet*
napkins
cani get someone to forward me this guess coupon? qbcowgirl@gmail.com
jac….
@ qb…. I got you girl…. Look out for it in your inbox….
Sent it to you QB!
thanks ladies. i wasnt going to try to look and then i remembered its my last paycheck before my birthday and i have been wanting a new handbag.
these. are. so. cute.
http://shop.guess.com/ProductDetails.aspx?style=GWANBERLIN&image=GWANBERLIN-DBRNL&root_category|1598=Women’s%20Shoes&category|1598=Women’s%20Shoes&browse=1&rpt=Department.aspx&pt=ProductListing.aspx
So I guess everybody disappeared……… LOL
@80’s – I’m still here. What’s up.
Hey 80s… I’m back on for a few, until school starts.
@nicki – What up track star?
@Humble: hey man. Track sucked balls.. I hated it, but I did it to meet people.
how you doing football star?
@nicki
“how you doing football star?”
lol. if you say so.
@Humble: Hon, if you have on a jersey, you are a star to me.
LMAO, that’s how football gets me. That is so sad.
@humble and Nick….
I was just seeing if anybody was still here.
I’m here girlie.
nicki they aint all they cracked up to be
football players that is Nicki
@QB: I like their bodies… I’m not saying they are the model men or anything, that’s just what I’m attracted to.
ew, old folks on The young and the restless having sex.
speaking of old folks… there is a guy in my office we have determined has a crush on me
I can’t believe I’ve wasted my day away… But I have enjoyed not being bothered by the workfolk… LOL
“I like their bodies… I’m not saying they are the model men or anything, that’s just what I’m attracted to.”
Thats how I feel about women that run track.
@QB: I take it the feeling is not mutual????
@80s: I am forever wasting the day…. I anticipate this will change once get into my career. LOL
nicki not at all. i know this is shallow but whoever said looks dont matter was a liar
@nick… But it’s nasty outside so that’s my excuse…. One of my friends asked to move in with me and it’s so much that I need to get out of my spare bedroom…Right now I’m just lacking the motivation since I was off and all today…… ha ha
@QB: LOL. Honey chile. I’m def a stickler for looks.
@80s: You are so nice to let your friend. It ’s disgusting outside here too… I have no motivation for class.
Hey all! Everyone still on?
nicki he is far from ugly i am just not attracted to him…
Got ya.
Bye girls, gotta go to class
@80’s
“One of my friends asked to move in with me and it’s so much that I need to get out of my spare bedroom”
You are a good friend. I had a few people ask to move in with me and I turned them all down. Other than my ex and my brother who moved in a few months ago I have had one friend that stayed with me for a short period of time. Dudes are looking for a place to stay were they can bulls**t and not have to answer for it.
“Dudes are looking for a place to stay were they can bulls**t and not have to answer for it.”
i totally agree! i dont think i would let a friend move in with me. ha who am i kidding i dont know how to say no.
am i all alone here in the tree house?