Comebacks For Bi!t!ches

There  is quite a bit of growing traffic that comes here on searches like “Comebacks To Bitches”, “Comebacks for people that make fun of you” etc. etc. That’s not exactly what this blog is about. My struggles have been internal (self-doubt, losing the best contract that I thought I ever had (which was later replaced with an even better one) and of course some of my relationship issues that I manifest on my own etc etc. But what about the people affected by the “outside noise”? The high-school of life?I say let your life be the Comeback. Life is really funny that way. When everyone else is dissin you-examining your life, your relationships, your money, your career, God has your back. And hell humor also helps-lets face it-some of the shit people say about you is hella funny. But its not really about YOU!! It’s mostly people projecting. Finding failure in their own not so comebacks.  

I would bet everything I have that believing the negativity about yourself is the downfall. And moving on in-spite of it-is all ‘rim’ (karma). I am a firm believer that the universe, God, infinite source-gets behind the ridiculed. Its almost like he/she/it has something to prove just as you do. Its a universal law. I’d be more afraid being on the bully’s side of the karmic fence.

27 Responses to Comebacks For Bi!t!ches
  1. Mikki
    February 17, 2008 | 2:38 pm

    I think as you attempt to better yourself people will hate on you more and more, and bullies come out ten fold. As I reshape my life now for my future later I find that some people you just have to ignore and keep doing you, sometimes they aren’t always trying to harm you its just like you said you may be out there doing what they wish they could but can’t for what ever reason mostly from lack of confidence and trust in God.

  2. EJAM
    February 18, 2008 | 12:36 pm

    question :
    did you get my email??

  3. thecomebackgirl
    February 18, 2008 | 4:35 pm

    E I replied.

  4. need helpgirl
    June 15, 2008 | 6:59 pm

    ok so i need help with this girl at school ive been hating her seen 6th grade and now a the end of 7th i found ut she hated me too it was pretty obivious bcuz she ould always take my friends…….(the rest has been deleted by Comeback Girl)

  5. thecomebackgirl
    June 15, 2008 | 7:49 pm

    I’m going to email you off line.

  6. Serena Moore
    August 17, 2008 | 8:40 pm

    ok so theres this kid who i work with who is like badass i just didnt go to college and i work here for a living. and ive had a humongo crush on him from the longest time and he always sends me mixed signals. and then this girl one of his good friends who hes had a thing for just started working here. like part of me thinks hes not worth it. but i know hes going to act different in front of this chick and honestly i DONT want to deal with it. but i have a really low bitch factor. so how do i prove myself different from her. and that i wont take crap from her. cuz she already started with the i think im better then you tude. her 2nd day.

  7. shaunda
    September 14, 2008 | 5:46 pm

    i have this prob. there is this 1 girl i have been hating her sense like the 5 grade and everytime i see her she calls me a bitch or a slut and i need a good comeback for it can u help?

  8. thecomebackgirl
    September 15, 2008 | 8:09 pm

    Shaunda I need specifics. you can email me at gmail. Im not sure if I have a “comeback” persay..anyway you can write it here or email me. thanks

  9. Lolo
    October 5, 2008 | 8:58 pm

    So, there is this chick at my school that thinks she is the greatest thing since sliced bread and she always gives me nasty looks and I know she talks behind my back. When she tells me how great she is, i want to tell her something more than just ~ Oh really now?

  10. thecomebackgirl
    October 5, 2008 | 9:58 pm

    Lolo, since when does one persons opinion matter. Gosh its been a long time since I;ve been in gradeschool or even highschool, but what if you adopted this “chick’s attitude”? What if you thought, really thought that you were the greatest thing since sliced bread? Then there would be two of you.

    gradeschool/highschool are such interesting places. Its where the underdog becomes attractive makes a good living and gets to go back to a reunion or two to tell all the other “haters” with tons of kids and uninspiring lives to suck it (in a nice way. usually your life being GREAT…is “suck it” enough). You can’t see that now. But it happens. Trust me.

  11. sugar
    October 26, 2008 | 4:06 am

    when people call u a slut and ur just standing there with tears in ur eyes what do u do what can i say and dont give me this god is on ur side stuff no affence but hes done nothing for me and whats the deal with thanking god for our dinner he didnt make it the person who made it made it .

  12. thecomebackgirl
    October 26, 2008 | 12:11 pm

    ***to all my post highscool readers, I’m seriously considering deleting this whole “bitch#es” entry because there’s nothing you can tell a 15/16/17 year old…that real life won’t prove to them sooner or later***

    @ Sugar, these are tough and real questions. And no, I’m thinking “God on your side” isn’t going to help in a real “life” situation. Not that I’ve lived real life or anything LOL. But I’m also thinking to a impressionable teen neither will “they’re just words” do either.

    I’m going back and forth regarding making this a new post to have other older readers weigh in on this topic. And in hindsight, as a teen who was kinda sorta cool, because I did what the hel#l I wanted, I may not be the best person to answer. My Comeback story has been about being an adult. And I can promise you the later is much tougher.

    With that said Im gonna commune in nature for a an hour or so and comeback to your question.


    ***update: 8:31pm*** ok Sugar, I’m back. I’ve commun’d. And I gave your question alot of thought. And I feel generally the same way. Names are just names. And I’m not trying to diminish what it is you are feeling right now. But why focus on the people who are truly your friends. Other people who you vibe with could be the buffer for the negative nelly(s). I’ve been out of highschool for 15 years. (oh God that sounds so old LOL) and I can tell you that the bully’s don’t really fare well in life. Im not sure if its a karmic thing but they end up being the losers at the class reunion. I know you don’t care right now about what happens at your 10 year reunion. But focus on the things you like. Your hobbies. Your future. Your friends. And I’d bet that the negative people won’t really matter.

  13. sugar
    October 27, 2008 | 4:45 am

    thanks u sound so smart when u write thease tips you sound like my mum lol but the thing is when u say that stuff it feels like u havent expearienced it you carnt focus on ur friends when people get big gangs of people against you and follow u down all day calling you names and today this girl nearly pushed my friend down the stairs and i told her off and i felt proud but then she wonted to fight me what is with girls thease days.

  14. sugar
    October 27, 2008 | 4:47 am

    thanks u sound so smart when u write thease tips you sound like my mum lol but the thing is when u say that stuff it feels like u havent experienced it you carnt focus on ur friends when people get big gangs of people against you and follow u down all day calling you names and today this girl nearly pushed my friend down the stairs and i told her off and i felt proud but then she wonted to fight me what is with girls thease days.

  15. ASIA
    January 25, 2009 | 10:39 pm

    hey well there is this girl she is dating my ex and i am like in love wit him she told me that he didn’t want me in realite he came down to my house and we kissed and he ask if i loved him but i didn’t reply so what do i say to this girl cause she want stop judgein me and it is makein me so mad what should i say????

  16. cait
    February 24, 2009 | 11:46 pm

    ok so this girl her name is.. seasea, and she says shes my freind but whenever were around anybody she always says nobody cares what you think caitlynn and shes just a b!!itch to me ….
    and she will letterally say.
    “i just feel like being a b!!!itch to you”

    i NEED something to say bqack to her…..

  17. Casey
    March 27, 2009 | 4:28 pm

    heyy i randomly looked at your website and me and my table are having this big fight againest this girl ” Nicole Skeria ” so i hated her since the beginning of the 8th grade.. and now its towards the end. And now everyone started to hate her.. and wit her, she can only be your enemy or your best friend. and we wanted to get her out of the table but we didnt want to be bitches with her.. but we told other people and they told her, so she thought we were kicking her off! so she left. and see said were gay, fucking annoying, we have no lives and friends. and now theres a rumor going around that shes a lezbian, i mean I AM HAPPYY ABOUT THAT. but, now she tells everyoneee about us, and its all fake, and they hate her too at her new table, and my friend katie has to deal with her now in her classes and now we have no idea what to do.. we went to guidance but, she gave us crappy ideas.. soo i wanted to try you out. and it mgiht not sound like a bigggg deal, but trust me .. it is!!

  18. Casey
    April 20, 2009 | 7:31 pm

    ^^ i also have another problem.. haha sorry. but, me and my best friend ( for six YEARS!!!) had a big fight.. and it was pretty much about how bad she talked about my faimly, i cant reall tell u the details but their bad enough to make u wanna kill yourslef, and hearing this makes me feel and think that our realationship was a joke, and it might sound stupid that i should be mad, but if u were ME, you would kinda feel the same, it wasnt an enemy or jsut some friend, it waaas my best friend, who was there for me all these times, SHES MY NEXT STORE NEIGHBOR!! and we’ve done everythingggggg together, how could she do this too me?

  19. thecomebackgirl
    April 20, 2009 | 9:43 pm

    @ Casey?? was there a boy involved ???!!! Just curious. You know this sounds so corny and cliche but time CHANGES everything. Sometimes all you need is just a little time space between things for perspective and even perhaps a reconciliation.

  20. Abi Shotland
    May 12, 2009 | 7:26 pm

    Ok so there is this girl and she is pure evil. She just turned on me one day. She is such a bitch. She lies about me and told me i wore a bigger bra because I had no boobs (she does that, I dont) and i dance like a stick and have no hips no ass no whatever….. and then she knew I liked this guy. He asked her out. she has a crush on his best friend. she is going out with him to bother me and gget to his best friend. then during dance she accuses me of talkiong about her behind her back during dance and to stop hacking her bebo account. I have better things to do with my time than do that! omg and she wont even talk to me she gets her friends to text me and i dont even know half of them! and she goes out and buys the sweatshirt I just bought and wears it to dance and says ‘god what a copy cat. she IS a bitch’ What to do what to do what to do?

  21. Abi Shotland
    May 12, 2009 | 7:28 pm

    Oh and also when she came to our school I stood up for her because she had short hair and a different fashion. They called her lezbo and when I stood up for her they called me lez too. and I wrecked my life standing up for her. Now she’s a plain bitch.

  22. daisy
    July 28, 2009 | 5:23 pm

    Hey.
    is it ok if i just say the whole story from the start? it might be really long :S
    so i made friends with this girl quite recently and everyone’s been telling me that she’s a bitch, but she seemed really sweet and she’s all innocent and everything, so i totally blew them off and decided i’d judge her myself. then, we both liked the same guy and we both knew that each other did. he asked me out but i said no because i knew that she liked him too and i didn’t want it to come between our friendship. then he asked her out and she said yes, even though she knew that i’d already said no to him for her..
    then they went out for a bit and broke up, then he asked me out again a few weeks later but i didn’t like him anymore. he then asked her out again (haha he’s such a player i know ;) ) and he checked with me if it was ok. i said it was, but really i felt kind of cheated when they went out. then me and my other friend (let’s call her alex) who really doesn’t like her were talking about her on facebook and she found out it was about her. we had a huge fight but i felt really bad and apologised for talking about her so clearly, but then she was totally horrible to alex. now the first girl (let’s call her ella), wants to make up with me but i’ve told everyone who hates her that i hate her too, and alex would be so angry if i now made up with her. i think i’m in the wrong, and i don’t know what to do. sorry i know this is really long and i don’t really know why i’m sending it :\ but yeah.. if you have any advice could you please email me? i know it sounds like nothingg but it’s a new school year and i don’t want to have so many big arguments this year :L
    thank you very much. x

  23. Chrissy
    August 10, 2009 | 8:17 pm

    SO THERES THIS GUY
    BASICALLY HE PLAYED MEE AND HE MADE ME AND MY BFF BECOME ENNEMIES ME AND HER ARE FRIENDS NOW BUT THE GUY IS AN IDIOT HE IS THE TYPICAL GUY WHO STARTS FIGHTS BUT IS TOO SCARED TO ASSUME THE CONSEQUENCES AND THE TYPE THAT ALWAYS HIDES BEHIND HIS BEST FRIEND WHEN HES IN TROUBLE I HATE HIM!
    I STARTED GOING OUT WITH THIS GUY AND I THINK HES JEALOUS >…..
    HELPPP PLEASEEE!!!
    THANKSSS :)

  24. Bailey
    January 23, 2010 | 7:00 pm

    There’s this girl that calls me a slut because her boyfriend likes me, what’s a good comeback for slut?

  25. Angel
    February 26, 2010 | 8:10 pm

    wow there’s some girls at my skool who are always over me i quess their gay cuz they stolk me ;cuz i am going out with some ” popular (slut/whore) girl” and we got in this huge fight because i’m skater and kinda girly and shes a girly girl to the extremeand she said ” why wont you got back to your home , oh yahh u dont have one “” and iwas like ” what kind of comeback is that . .. i have a better one bitch . .roses are red violets are blue , god made me pretty how about you ” and she stompped off because i’m better then her but she just cant relize it !! = ]
    lol d( o.0 )b – angel

  26. Angel
    February 26, 2010 | 8:12 pm

    do think it was right , or wrong ??? RITE

  27. thecomebackgirl
    March 1, 2010 | 8:51 am

    “i have a better one bitch . .roses are red violets are blue , god made me pretty how about you ” and she stompped off because i’m better then her but she just cant relize it !! = ]”

    OMG..this is kinda funny LOL..

    Ok. I wrote a grown woman post today about women with women problems. And obviously I’ve been living under a rock-but maybe I just responded to them differently in the past. But chicks like that will always exist. I think when you’re a little different and do your own thing (btw..i think the skater thing is really cool (do yall still say cool)-you’re going to be met with stuff like this.

    Its all about how you deal with it. I think in highschool it kind of sucks because you have groups of people who are framing their own identity. Some fail miserably, by being like everyone else and “forcing” other people to do the same-or people who totally get self expression-and are isolated because there’s only three other skater girls in school.

    I say just continue to be yourself. You’re picked on because you are different and admired. The best comeback you can ever have is being who you are. (Thats totally corny i know)

    but “roses are red violets are blue , god made me pretty how about you ””

    works too..get more of those..and continue to be yourself. It pays off in 15 years BELIEVE ME.

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